Cambridge Chat (previously New Cambridge Students Entry 2004)

If this seems completely out of the question to you and you think we're absolutely out of our minds, we invite you to consider hiring us for some personal relationship coaching.

Reply 13463

visesh

17

In today's world, many of us aren't getting our Recommended Daily Allowance of Welcomed Touch. Cuddle Parties seek to change that in a way that's conscious, healthy and nutritious

Reply 13464

Once (Sonic) found a hotel to sleep, he checked to see if he was really alone, and got out a pack of "SEGA" brand diapers. He unfolded a diaper, put it on the bed, made a hole in the back for his tail and started diapering himself. Sonic had accidents at night ever since he got shot in the belly by one of Eggman's robots in a previous adventure.

Reply 13465

platinumki

10

visesh

Remember when you were six years old, and you andyour cousins all crawled into the top bunk and squealed and squirmed until your parents came in and had to quiet you all down? Or how about when you and your friends would make tents with the sofa cushions and whatever blankets mom would let you play with? Remember how you'd make the tent and then all snuggle up inside playing with Lego and dolls?

no - people in Scotland don't touch each other. It is a miracle that the sub-species propagates itself. On her last birthday, my best friend was so over come with emotion that she .... shook my hand. Admitted, she's odd, but 10+ years of friendship and we've never hugged.

Ah, repression, tis a bonnie, bonnie thing :smile:

Reply 13466

figgetyfig

platinumki

no - people in Scotland don't touch each other. It is a miracle that the sub-species propagates itself. On her last birthday, my best friend was so over come with emotion that she .... shook my hand. Admitted, she's odd, but 10+ years of friendship and we've never hugged.

Ah, repression, tis a bonnie, bonnie thing :smile:

wow... I always used to be a pretty huggy person with my friends, but the ones at college arent so much so. luckily ive found one or two who are always willing to give me a hug :-)

speaking of which, i'm probably a bit late with this, but how was everyone's valentines day? I got a pleasant surprise card from one of my friends who apparently noticed i've been a bit down lately, which was great :-)

(great that I got the card, not great that I've been feeling down obviously)

Reply 13467

i didnt even get one from the christians but i did get a radioactive keyring from a stranger.

i am reliably (?) informed i will be given my card this weekend

Reply 13468

crana9

i didnt even get one from the christians but i did get a radioactive keyring from a stranger.

i am reliably (?) informed i will be given my card this weekend

Is that stranger by any chance your dad?

Reply 13469

Helenia

20

crana9

People from all walks of life, all age groups, all backgrounds and all income levels attend Cuddle Parties. We've had lawyers, financial analysts, yoga instructors, moms, dads, system administrators, artists, students, psychoanalysts, grandparents, nurses, hippies, entrepreneurs, contractors, musicians...

So you just all get together in your pyjamas and hug each other? Where do the erections come into it?

I have to leave my staircase soon, couples are taking over EVERY kitchen to do the "we can't afford to go out so we're going to be really original and cook for each other" thing. Soon I will be the only single one on here. :frown:

Reply 13470

Helenia

So you just all get together in your pyjamas and hug each other? Where do the erections come into it?

I have to leave my staircase soon, couples are taking over EVERY kitchen to do the "we can't afford to go out so we're going to be really original and cook for each other" thing. Soon I will be the only single one on here. :frown:

There are plenty singles around. You just need to look.

Reply 13471

Camford

Is that stranger by any chance your dad?

no, he paid for it but it was sent by a stranger.

Helen - grown men & women getting all snuggly in pyjamas? and you can't see where erections might possibly...uhm..."arise"?

Reply 13472

Camford

There are plenty singles around. You just need to look.

Just go to sainsburys. Cheese singles galore*

*uynless of course thay are out of stock as per usual

Reply 13473

visesh

17

crana9

no, he paid for it but it was sent by a stranger.

Helen - grown men & women getting all snuggly in pyjamas? and you can't see where erections might possibly...uhm..."arise"?

No. But I know WHEN. Ahem.

Reply 13474

Helenia

20

crana9

no, he paid for it but it was sent by a stranger.

Helen - grown men & women getting all snuggly in pyjamas? and you can't see where erections might possibly...uhm..."arise"?

But then it's no longer a nice cuddly fest and actually becomes something approaching an orgy.

And I know there are single people around, they're just a)not on my staircase and b)don't want a relationship with me :mad:

Reply 13475

Helenia

But then it's no longer a nice cuddly fest and actually becomes something approaching an orgy.

#
that was teh pint

Reply 13476

Willa

11

I know it's old but LOL: http://www.liquidgeneration.com/rumormill/segway_gang.html

Reply 13477

Helenia

And I know there are single people around, they're just a)not on my staircase and b)don't want a relationship with me :mad:

There is a reason why that is the case................................. and I don't know what it is........................ But I know why I am single............................. That's because I'm a compsci............

Reply 13478

Willa

11

dont blame your singularity state on being a compsci....there's nothing wrong with being a compsci.....the difference is you're a compsci and you like it!

Reply 13479