Cambridge Chat (previously New Cambridge Students Entry 2004)

man you ARE having a bad day....I thought today was gonna be crap but it's turned out just "significantly bad". I managed to get the practical done in good time....CAKE OR DEATH - WTF!?

Eddie Izzard

and how is cake or death funny if he said that?

and how is cake or death funny if he said that?

According to Eddie, (I discover), if the Church of England did an Inquisition, it would be along the lines of: “You must have tea and cake with the vicar, or you die!!” ‘Cos, "Cake or death?" That's a pretty easy question. Anyone could answer that.

>"Cake or death?"
>"Eh, cake please."
>"Very well! Give him cake!"
>"Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice."
">You! Cake or death?"
>“Uh, cake for me, too, please."
>"Very well! Give him cake, too! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. You! Cake or death?"
>"Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry..."
>"You said death first, uh-uh, death first!"
>"Well, I meant cake!"
>"Oh, all right. You're lucky I'm Church of England!"

It's now just become the classic Eddie Izzard fan-tag-line-type-thing, and is thus perpetually hilarious to anyone who understands the reference.

Why was it mentioned in the first place?

****ing hell vincent sleep

But it is such a lovely time of day!

He is a)not bumming about for a year b)not on half term

btw., can't believe camford doesn't have more than one gem, he is well cool

btw., can't believe camford doesn't have more than one gem, he is well cool

I know Odd, but way cool.

I think it is because he rarely leaves the Oxbridge subforum....

Has ventured rarely into other forums since last June. I like it here. This is my other home.

Tadaaaaa!