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    you know what's fun...interchanging the words "sex" and "toast"...confuses so many people

    mmmm sex for breakfast. OOOO Sex with layers of jam! I've never had toast orally!
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    (Original post by visesh)
    There's a new forum. Use it.

    I blame ~Raphael~...

    Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

    Hmmm I don't know why she deleted it...It wasn't explicit, it was metaphallical for a start, and it IS a health issue - and it WAS a health forum - we did it in sex education at school!! Sucky sucky sucky! :rolleyes:
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    you did a poll to find out how many times guys get jolly a day?
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    NO. I asked how many times people "choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come" a day.
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    (Original post by visesh)
    I blame ~Raphael~...
    A common sentiment, it seems. :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by RichE)
    A common sentiment, it seems. :rolleyes:

    It's like THAT, is it? Fine. How's the squash aggregate? :p:
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    (Original post by ~Raphael~)
    It's like THAT, is it? Fine. How's the squash aggregate? :p:
    I didn't say I shared the sentiment.

    And my squash aggregate is 0-2, but I've had worse terms. :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by RichE)
    I didn't say I shared the sentiment.

    And my squash aggregate is 0-2, but I've had worse terms. :rolleyes:

    I didn't know you also researched the Imaginary realm as well
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    (Original post by ~Raphael~)
    I didn't know you also researched the Imaginary realm as well
    Are you claiming to be a figment of my imagination then?

    THAT would be a relief. :p:

    Though boundaries between Cantab and Oxon threads do seem fragile at best ... "more honoured in the breach..."
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    (Original post by RichE)
    Are you claiming to be a figment of my imagination then?

    THAT would be a relief. :p:

    Though boundaries between Cantab and Oxon threads do seem fragile at best ... "more honoured in the breach..."
    blah blah blah You NEED me to lift you out of the drudgery in which you wallow! :eek: :rolleyes: Well, at least until you get a pussy cat

    I don't do boundaries well...I'm always crossing lines, so I'm told :p:
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    (Original post by ~Raphael~)
    blah blah blah
    Sorry to be a bore! :p:

    Isn't it about that time of night when you set up a filthy thread? :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by RichE)
    Sorry to be a bore! :p:

    Isn't it about that time of night when you set up a filthy thread? :rolleyes:

    I don't believe I've EVER set up a filthy thread :eek: That's Visesh's job...I merely whisper...Think of me as...Wormtongue ala LoTR, though with better teeth and without the manky hair... :p:
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    Hello
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    (Original post by visesh)
    Hello

    Seeeeeeeeeeee! At the mere mention of filth he rears his head!!! AND he has 'bootom' in his sig!! :eek: :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by ~Raphael~)
    Think of me as...Wormtongue ala LoTR, though with better teeth and without the manky hair... :p:
    Ah - just a partner in crime? Great metaphor BTW.

    And somehow I can see that dirty old man Saruman as the type to be starting pervy threads from his laptop in Isengard.
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    Any ideas for tonight? Blissy is YET to warn me...
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    (Original post by RichE)
    Ah - just a partner in crime? Great metaphor BTW.

    And somehow I can see that dirty old man Saruman as the type to be starting pervy threads from his laptop in Isengard.
    DUDE he doesn't have a laptop, he uses a PALANTIR, derrrrrrrrr :p: :cool:
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    (Original post by visesh)
    Any ideas for tonight? Blissy is YET to warn me...
    lol I have plenty of ideas...But I still think she was out of order!! :mad:

    Hmmm something about erogenous zones? :eek: Or maybe the Abstinance League, and what actually COUNTS a such? :p: :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by ~Raphael~)
    DUDE he doesn't have a laptop, he uses a PALANTIR, derrrrrrrrr :p: :cool:
    Is that a LINUX thing? Never heard on them. :confused:
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    There was something like the abstiniance league (well abstaining from bashing the bishop...) but it was well hidden in the IB subforum. It was something about "pickling your gherkin". Can't find the thread though...
 
 
 
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