Cambridge Chat (previously New Cambridge Students Entry 2004)

I didn't drink anything this evening.

The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, The place where love resides. The beauty of a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the care that she lovingly gives, the passion that she shows. The beauty of a woman, with passing years - only grows.

Not many people know this... sadly. Not even women themselves.

Dude, either get laid, or go horizontal

man, that means im ugly inside as well as out

You are not that ugly.

Thanks, you know just how to make a girl feel special..

I seriously doubt that.

You don't look that ugly

Evidently...

Whatever man... you know why I said what I said.

What? Do you suffer from phimosis too?

Ack. More thing(s) not to Google Image search.

Ack. More thing(s) not to Google Image search.

are you up doing your cells essay by any chance ben?

also where are you gonna pput down on Thurs?