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Reply 15680
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crana9
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~Raphael~
That is a mistake so many women make!! :p:


Smack your beehatch upside the head and build her a BJ-matic then.
Bezza
not for the faint hearted, but it mentions what visesh/camfo were looking for (albeit without the vibrating - sorry) http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/dildos/

NO worries- i found it here:
http://www.clonezonedirect.co.uk/czd5/gifts2.html
Reply 15682
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Ellie4
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"Or maybe you can tell him, "I’ve always fantasized about you having a twin.
Now you can **** in me two places at once!"

I can't tell you the number of times I've said that to my bf :smile:
Reply 15683
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crana9
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Ellie4
"Or maybe you can tell him, "I’ve always fantasized about you having a twin.
Now you can **** in me two places at once!"

I can't tell you the number of times I've said that to my bf :smile:


surely just 2 is a lttle tame..
crana9
surely just 2 is a lttle tame..

:eek: what are you suggesting her do?
Reply 15685
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crana9
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ive spent too long on portal of evil. i won't be impressed now unless it involves over 2 orifices (supposedly, you can **** your girlfriends armpit) and more than 1 farmyard animal, and preferably sonic in diapers porn.
Ellie4
I'll put something in your mouth :wink:

That comment is just simply "wrong" on so many levels... And look at all these mess you started!
Reply 15687
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Ellie4
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Camford
That comment is just simply "wrong" on so many levels... And look at all these mess you started!


Well when I start putting things in my mouth, things are bound to get messy :eek:
Reply 15688
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crana9
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go on portalofevil.com and check out today's Beast Sex Tips.

Preferably not while you;'re eating, especially the bit about horses. ( I stopped at that point. it was too much even for me. i skipped most of the STD stuff tho)
I will never forgive you for showing me that.

:mad:
Reply 15690
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crana9
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it had "BEASTSEX" in the URL, but you still clicked it. Your fault.
crana9
it had "BEASTSEX" in the URL, but you still clicked it. Your fault.

:rofl:
Just NEVER send me links agan, EVER. got that?

:frown:
Reply 15693
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crana9
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Visesh, f#I just wanted to make sure you were taking the right preacautions!
Also, DONT PASTE BITS IN when I'm eating.:bawling:
Reply 15695
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crana9
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look, if youre going to tel your friends you have sex with animals, you have to expect them to worry about you and to want to make sure you're sufficiently clued up on smegma control
Camford
:rofl:


:p: :p:
crana9
look, if youre going to tel your friends you have sex with animals, you have to expect them to worry about you and to want to make sure you're sufficiently clued up on smegma control

animals? you sister's friends are animals? :eek:
Well equine smegma is a bitch to get out of the sheets
Reply 15699
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crana9
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visesh
animals? you sister's friends are animals? :eek:


you're sleeping with *****?!

is she 16 yet you perv?

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