Cambridge Chat (previously New Cambridge Students Entry 2004)

Who?

A fictitious character from the book 'Porterhouse Blue', a satirical look at Oxbridge life..

At CAMbridge life if you please - we don't sleep with our bedders and pollute our quads with "unnatural" rubbers

Though, in fairness, I understand Cambridge has stopped both these practices in recent years

I'll have a gross of gentlemen's protectives, please

anyway goodnight you freakishly tall night owls

Nah the best line is:

Spitzer: Do you have any protection?
Landlord: Are you threatening me?

Keep working on those sleeping patterns...

I hope Willa has a go at proof by contradiction with this - perhaps with photograph evidence - and accounting for Lorentzian contraction of course

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heheh. i might distract a few people and they'll fail instead!

what happened to your leg?

certainly!!!

Making the assumption of the earth rotating around an axis normal to the equitorial plane, since cambridge is further off this plane, cambridge students are travelling slower than oxford students (relative to a rest frame). Hence oxford students experience greater contraction and hence have smaller penises.

not a proof by contradiction, but it will do!

I just got neg repped for saying I was thinking of running for a cusu position (yes, that was months ago). Bizarre. And highly distressing.

The Queen is here to open the English faculty and unveil a plaque at Christ's. Then there's a meet and greet at the Fitz, I'm told.

you are so random.

don't patronise me boy. i just aced a tripos exam.

random fitties are good however.