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~Raphael~
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(Original post by Camford)
Who?
A fictitious character from the book 'Porterhouse Blue', a satirical look at Oxbridge life..
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(Original post by ~Raphael~)
A fictitious character from the book 'Porterhouse Blue', a satirical look at Oxbridge life..
At CAMbridge life if you please - we don't sleep with our bedders and pollute our quads with "unnatural" rubbers

Though, in fairness, I understand Cambridge has stopped both these practices in recent years
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At CAMbridge life if you please - we don't sleep with our bedders and pollute our quads with "unnatural" rubbers

Though, in fairness, I understand Cambridge has stopped both these practices in recent years
I'll have a gross of gentlemen's protectives, please :p:
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anyway goodnight you freakishly tall night owls :rolleyes: :p: :cool:
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(Original post by ~Raphael~)
I'll have a gross of gentlemen's protectives, please :p:
Nah the best line is:

Spitzer: Do you have any protection?
Landlord: Are you threatening me?




EDIT: Also I now recall it's "Zipser" (sp?) not "Spitzer"
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anyway goodnight you freakishly tall night owls :rolleyes: :p: :cool:
Keep working on those sleeping patterns...
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Nah the best line is:

Spitzer: Do you have any protection?
Landlord: Are you threatening me?

lol, ok.
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(Original post by ~Raphael~)
Keep working on those sleeping patterns...
come term's end - night raph :cool: :tsr:
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(Original post by RichE)
I hope Willa has a go at proof by contradiction with this - perhaps with photograph evidence - and accounting for Lorentzian contraction of course :rolleyes:
certainly!!!

Making the assumption of the earth rotating around an axis normal to the equitorial plane, since cambridge is further off this plane, cambridge students are travelling slower than oxford students (relative to a rest frame). Hence oxford students experience greater contraction and hence have smaller penises.

not a proof by contradiction, but it will do!
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Try going naked, at least it'll make it more interesting for everyone else there...

Argh my leg is so horrid, I really should have gone to the nurse yesterday.
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nomorecells nomorecells nomorecells
nomorecells nomorecells nomorecells
nomorecells no more cells
no more no more no more cells
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nomorecells nomorecells nomorecells
nomorecells nomorecells nomorecells
nomorecells no more cells
no more no more no more cells
Let me get this straight. No more cells? :confused: :rolleyes:
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heheh. i might distract a few people and they'll fail instead!

what happened to your leg?
I have a huge dirty great big insect bite on it, it appeared on wednesday and is now ~10cm in diameter and purple. Antihistamine appears not to be working
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certainly!!!

Making the assumption of the earth rotating around an axis normal to the equitorial plane, since cambridge is further off this plane, cambridge students are travelling slower than oxford students (relative to a rest frame). Hence oxford students experience greater contraction and hence have smaller penises.

not a proof by contradiction, but it will do!
what has any of that to do with Raph's ... erm ... thingy :rolleyes:
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I just got neg repped for saying I was thinking of running for a cusu position (yes, that was months ago). Bizarre. And highly distressing.

The Queen is here to open the English faculty and unveil a plaque at Christ's. Then there's a meet and greet at the Fitz, I'm told.
don't worry, he's on a red gem anyway
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I can relax a little now and stop worrying about the clapsing of my lil pink universe...
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apparently I'm going to the Wild Animal Park in 25 minutes. Why does no one bother telling me this!!!
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Is it a gaybar??!
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you are so random.
'Tis both a curse and bounteous providence, my dear :rolleyes:
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don't patronise me boy. i just aced a tripos exam.

random fitties are good however.
Tripos-smripos...

How does one randomly fit...Ah, I see... :p: :rolleyes:

I have pictures of my developed pecs if you really want...
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