wow. that was fun. i have already been incapable of walking and been sick a LOT. i also acquired a stalker (caius boy from ages ago) who didn't leave even when i threatened to vom on him. so i went and had a shower and passed out in it and when i came back he was gone. i can't remember the maths exam. it was probably ****. see you in cindies if you're going. get there before 9 or you won't get in. *is smashed*.
I'm somewhat worried that you might actually die in the next few hours. You've passed out and it isn't even dinner time? Maybe Caius boy just was worried that you are actually going to die?
Your poor bedder tomorrow morning! Try and take it slightly easy!
Oh, and if anyone asks it was "tactical chundering"
OH MY GOD. i was sitting next to the fat guy who kept rocking back and forward. OH MY GOD. i wanted to stab him with my pen. repeatedly. what a ****.
*has a very not PG mental image oh god* i was only trying to be dramatic, I'm actually quite contented given I have a million exams to go...there's a true story about some Yr 8 in my school who got suspended and when he was told he was suspended (its a major social stigma in this part of the world) he started hitting his head on the wall apparently and rocking back and forth...this is according to one of my teachers who is head of Y8...when he told our maths class...I burst out laughing and choked whilst squealing omg he did a DOBBY....
i am so not going to die. not until i've got free champagne in cindies. caius boy was definitely not interested in my welfare, believe me. my bedder won't know what i've done, i am house trained you know! and it was so tactical, i've got my stomach well trained as well. time to consume mucho neurofen before going to formal.
did anyone else get this drunk? if you want an idea of the amount i drank, i was throwing up by just after 1pm, and my exam finished at 12.
wooooo am all excited for cindies now
Okay okay, if you can type that well you're probably fine lol. One of my (female) friends has had three stalkers in three years in Cam, I thought that was pretty impressive, if highly disturbing.
lol throwing up in an hour? That's properly insane Loz! I clocked up somewhere over 25 units between 5 and 11 on my end of exams night but I've never passed out from alcohol.
I tried to buy rehydration tablets from sainsburys just now, but they either don't have any in stock or don't stock them so I'll have to go and get them from elsewhere tomorrow. I have a feeling I'm going to need them in the next week or so!