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crana9
I could help..?

Poison me. Like lovers do! :bawling:

Patch: you have access to painless poisons right?
Camford
Poison me. Like lovers do! :bawling:

what the funk?

rosie, is there something you need to tell me?^o)
visesh
what the funk?

rosie, is there something you need to tell me?^o)

Is it StickyKeys you are thinking about?
Reply 17163
Camford

Patch: you have access to painless poisons right?


it depends on your definition of "painless".

I can ensure you just fall asleep and then enter a coma and die, but you have to resign yourself to swallowing a LOT of tablets.
crana9
it depends on your definition of "painless".

I can ensure you just fall asleep and then enter a coma and die, but you have to resign yourself to swallowing a LOT of tablets.

Don't you have any deadly pills anymore? not even your mum? Swallowing a LOT sucks.

Patch: if you had to convice me to swallow that many tablets... then that's not "poisoning" anymore!
Do you know any vets?
visesh
Do you know any vets?

Dan doesn't come here anymore. :frown:
As in proper vets with pills ?
visesh
As in proper vets with pills ?

Right... no. She claims to know drug dealers, so... it shouldn't be hard to get me to od on something expensive for a change.
Reply 17169
Camford
Don't you have any deadly pills anymore? not even your mum? Swallowing a LOT sucks.

Patch: if you had to convice me to swallow that many tablets... then that's not "poisoning" anymore!


I could hide them in a pie.

I am NOT going up to some of the people I havent seen in years and asking them to give you drugs. I've moved up in the world don't you know, I'm at cambridge dahling
crana9
I could hide them in a pie.

I am NOT going up to some of the people I havent seen in years and asking them to give you drugs. I've moved up in the world don't you know, I'm at cambridge dahling

Please do...
Reply 17171
what flavour? grape, cherry, orange, or green-death-f**king flavour?
crana9
what flavour? grape, cherry, orange, or green-death-f**king flavour?

Pineapple flavour. do you have that in store?
Reply 17173
no.
crana9
no.

:bawling:
Reply 17175
the Q is talking to me, the Q is talking to me
what?
crana9
the Q is talking to me, the Q is talking to me

Is 007 talking to you as well? ^o)
Reply 17178
Denis Leary, get with the program!

Can someone teach me a good way to remember when to use program and when to use programme? I usuaally just say software so compscis dont laught at me.
What?

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