Cambridge Chat (previously New Cambridge Students Entry 2004)

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I have just ordered that.

Whenever I meet Chinese people they want me to talk my dialect because it is so 'fun'. I must be the token pet.

... then on to the physicists (mmh, laserquest)

I speak mandarin actually, but with a strong Sichuan accent (who cares about s, sh, ch, z anyway). Pure dialect rules though, still need to find someone who speaks it.

Yeah, I can imagine that comedy in Sichuan must sound great ... e.g. it's a good dialect to swear in. You know/have seen/have 'borrowed' that movie Balzac and the little Chinese seamstress? They talk dialect there it's quite good.

Nah, they don't do lost of swearing in films. You have to ride in a taxi at rush hour in Chengdu for that

And I'm going to buy myself some brain when I'm rich ... I need to understand diff eqns Hmm ... or buy myself some more time just for sleep. Hah, that would be great.

Ah, so that was you. But that's not quite right

You actually spoke to me, although I wasn't very helpful (sorry ) because I never am and I was a bit stressed because practicals are just like that.

My outing was cancelled, and for some reason rather than going back to bed I am moping around my room.

wait, so you were the guy on the left hand side of the bench directly behind me (if you are facing forward)?

I just had a footlong subway and I'm still hungry.

The lecturer showed us something called "The Triumph of the Nerds" today... I don't want to end up like all those people!