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    Hi, Am new to this. Not lost my virginity yet though many friends say they have. Would like to know how to masturbate?
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    (Original post by Carolynholds)
    Hi, Am new to this. Not lost my virginity yet though many friends say they have. Would like to know how to masturbate?
    Oh I have no idea how to react, maybe Google it? It should come naturally.
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    (Original post by Carolynholds)
    Hi, Am new to this. Not lost my virginity yet though many friends say they have. Would like to know how to masturbate?
    NHS site?

    A student forum is hardly the place.......
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    (Original post by ForestShadow)
    NHS site?

    A student forum is hardly the place.......
    I don't think we are quite the experts haha. Would an NHS site have it up, I would assume they would maybe post the accidents that could occur.
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    (Original post by Rhythmical)
    I don't think we are quite the experts haha. Would an NHS site have it up, I would assume they would maybe post the accidents that could occur.
    accidents in masturbation?

    youve put me off my C2 paper

    http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/Goodsex/P...turbation.aspx
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    (Original post by ForestShadow)
    accidents in masturbation?

    youve put me off my C2 paper

    http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/Goodsex/P...turbation.aspx
    I hope you're not planning to masturbate during the exam, maybe double check your work if you have extra time lol.
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    (Original post by SassKing13)
    :lol:
    Now I've become the joke. :laugh: hey it wasn't my fault, I didn't really realise what I said.
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    :lolwut: your 1st ever thread on masturbation
    You won't find a lot here.. its The Student Room... we discuss things relates to studying like exams
    Better luck next time
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    wanted first hand practical experience rather than theoretical research
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    (Original post by Carolynholds)
    wanted first hand practical experience rather than theoretical research
    What? You want us to post a video or something.
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    (Original post by Carolynholds)
    wanted first hand practical experience rather than theoretical research

    Pron site might help for practical experience this is THE STUDENT ROOM all you gonna get here is links for reliable source
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    (Original post by fatima1998)
    Pron site might help for practical experience this is THE STUDENT ROOM all you gonna get here is links for reliable source
    Hey, I am a reliable source.
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    (Original post by Rhythmical)
    That was in no way intentionally written haha. I didn't want to come across as some dirty minded person lol. And yet I've done it again.
    nah I dont think youre dirty minded at all Rhythmical, youre a pretty nice person who just has a hidden talent in puns, its not like youre talking about masturbating in normal situations like in revision/parties/exa.......

    (Original post by Rhythmical;65039479[b)
    ]I hope you're not planning to masturbate during the exam[/b], maybe double check your work if you have extra time lol.
    ...
    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...439f428369.jpg
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    (Original post by Rhythmical)
    Hey, I am a reliable source.
    Ooooh... something is coming out
    How often
    :rofl:
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    (Original post by Carolynholds)
    Hi, Am new to this. Not lost my virginity yet though many friends say they have. Would like to know how to masturbate?
    its not even midnight! :facepalm:
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    (Original post by fatima1998)
    Ooooh... something is coming out
    How often
    :rofl:
    Oh something IS coming out.

    (Original post by ForestShadow)
    nah I dont think youre dirty minded at all Rhythmical, youre a pretty nice person who just has a hidden talent in puns, its not like youre talking about masturbating in normal situations like in revision/parties/exa.......



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    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...439f428369.jpg
    Oh yeah I'm clean, honest. I don't even know what masturbation is. Can anyone on here tell me?
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    (Original post by Molothew)
    I wouldn't actually go there. Porn is mainly tailored to men, and watching can skew the perception of what is deemed sexually 'right'.



    Perhaps your intentions were sparked by your friends and their 'virginities'. Are you sure that you're not using masturbation as a bragging right? If so, there are more enjoyable things to do in life, such as seeing the world, or learning something new here.
    If not, then masturbation shouldn't be rushed by the experiences of others. Like what the idiots have said here, I'd head to the NHS site as a first step.
    And as for the 'practical experience', we can't do anything past that; its up to you. But from my first 'experience', my best advice is to let curiosity take you. Its the main drive of adolescence, and is perfectly normal.
    Thanks for the nice advice. Will look up NHS
 
 
 
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