what you really need to do is find a reindeer, feed the mushrooms to that and then drink its urine. i think this is just for Amanita muscaria - the 'traditional' red with white spots (like you see in fairy stories - apparently this is where the idea of fairies came from...) because if you eat them straight you get violently sick as well as the hallucinations - reindeer somehow filter out the bits that make you sick, leaving beautiful hallucination solution (unfortunately mixed with urea). apparently this is also where father christmas and his flying reindeer and elves came from. there was a mahoosive crop of these growing outside our bio lab at school - the gardeners penned them off with red and white tape and put up warning notices, although i think this was more likely to get the mushrooms noticed! (i was tempted to try them but didnt fancy being violently sick, and unfortunately there was no handy reindeer!) also we had some of those little brown ones growing in the field unknown to us until one of our lambs ate one and sat there tripping, gazing into space! we then found a half eaten crop of magic mushrooms!