For anyone doing GCSE's... What would you do if you met Shakespeare Watch

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What would you do if you met Shakespeare, (bearing in mind all the pain he put you through in class)
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Honestly, I've never seen someone so st***d before!!!
PS: Just being honest!
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Honestly, I've never seen someone so st***d before!!!
PS: Just being honest!
me or shakespeare
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I'd ask him about the ideas behind all of his sonnets and stuff I guess, learn his background primarily and not secondarily.
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Tbh I'm not extremely interested in his work so I wouldn't ask him about any of his work.
I might just take a selfie with him to show I met him
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put him in room 101 for being a horny ass ****



am in year 13 sue me ;P
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Ask him what he really meant to prove the examiners wrong.
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I'd get him to sign as many copies of his combined works as possible.
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I'd slap him for writing so many poems that leave me confused...

But I'd also give him a pat on the back for writing Henry V, as that one is the only one that interests me...
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I'd be like - why are you not dead?
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(Original post by dc1999_16)
me or shakespeare
For some reason this made me laugh :')
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id be like

bc of u ive had to study romeo n juliet evry yr since yr 3...

i legit know parts of the play by heart...
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Saw this thread and it reminded me instantly of this Blackadder sketch



Can't really comment personally as I left school a decade ago.
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I'd be like....

What is this Iambic Pentameter **** you wrote in.
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Slap some sense into him. I mean, come on, who writes a play about two adolescents marrying and running away with the excuse of 'true love'. We all know they were just rebellious, so what's the need for writing a whole play about them. Unless he just ran out of ideas.
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For everyone who understands me... Who is worse, Hardy or Shakespeare?

I have to say Hardy because no offence, he is pretty sad. However, his poems are quite decent so can't complain.
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(Original post by dc1999_16)
What would you do if you met Shakespeare, (bearing in mind all the pain he put you through in class)
Ask him if he really did cocaine/ weed/ whatever
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Lynch him with every other gcse english student ever
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(Original post by IXxi HIIDA ixXI)
Lynch him with every other gcse english student ever
haha fair enough
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Lol everyone is complaining about him for GCSE, I have him for A Levels mate.
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