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    Football is really a messy sport?

    The players are always dribbling on the pitch.
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    *silence*
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    (Original post by tis_me_lord)
    *silence*
    ...........is golden
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    (Original post by theaman)
    Football is really a messy sport?

    The players are always dribbling on the pitch.
    ... :rolleyes:
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    *shakes head from side to side*
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    *laughs out loudly* brilliant!
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    Three old football fans are in a church, praying for their teams.

    The first one asks, "Oh Lord, when will England next win the World Cup?". God Replies, "In the next five years"
    "But I'll be dead by then", says the man.

    The second one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Man Utd next win the European Cup?".
    I'll The Good Lord answers, "In the next ten years".
    "But I'll be dead by then", says the man.

    The third one asks, "Oh Lord, when will spurs win the Premier League?". God Answers, "I will be dead by then!"
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    (Original post by Fly By)
    *laughs out loudly* brilliant!
    Easily amused i see.
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    (Original post by chats)
    Three old football fans are in a church, praying for their teams.

    The first one asks, "Oh Lord, when will England next win the World Cup?". God Replies, "In the next five years"
    "But I'll be dead by then", says the man.

    The second one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Man Utd next win the European Cup?".
    I'll The Good Lord answers, "In the next ten years".
    "But I'll be dead by then", says the man.

    The third one asks, "Oh Lord, when will spurs win the Premier League?". God Answers, "I will be dead by then!"
    lol! I have to admit, that was a good one.
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    (Original post by Fly By)
    *laughs out loudly* brilliant!
    have you heard the one about the chicken crossing the road?
    by the looks of things, im sure you'd love it :cool:
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    (Original post by chats)
    Three old football fans are in a church, praying for their teams.

    The first one asks, "Oh Lord, when will England next win the World Cup?". God Replies, "In the next five years"
    "But I'll be dead by then", says the man.

    The second one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Man Utd next win the European Cup?".
    I'll The Good Lord answers, "In the next ten years".
    "But I'll be dead by then", says the man.

    The third one asks, "Oh Lord, when will spurs win the Premier League?". God Answers, "I will be dead by then!"
    LOLOL
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    Did you hear about the joke on the roof?


    Never mind. It's over your head.
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    (Original post by theaman)
    Did you hear about the joke on the roof?


    Never mind. It's over your head.
    lol i like the way you done them on the first post then deletes them and do it again
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    what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?














    wiped his @rse
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    (Original post by Fly By)
    lol i like the way you done them on the first post then deletes them and do it again

    It's all about the way you post them!
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    The Fire brigade phones Jaques Santini in the early hours of Sunday morning...
    "Mr Santini sir, White Hart Lane is on fire!"
    "The cups man! Save the cups!" cries Jaques.
    "Uh, the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir."
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    is cantona in your avatar btw?
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    (Original post by Quiksilver)
    is cantona in your avatar btw?
    yeh Eric the King.
    The writing says ''1966 was a great year for english football, eric was born''
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    A burglary was recently committed at Spur's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a White & blue carpet


    my mate supports arsenal so I have to listen to all his spurs jokes
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    yeah he was a great player - shame he retired so early

    - just reminded of the Crystal Palace event, so funny
 
 
 
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