santini goes into a building society to deposit some money. Whilst there, a robbery takes place, and he is knocked unconscious during the struggle. In a few minutes he comes round, but is still very confused. "What, er, how, er, where am I?" he mumbles.
"Relax. Your in the Nationwide" says a paramedic. he replies,
"Ahhh! You mean I've been asleep all season?"