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Reply 20
Did you hear about the girl afraid of Santa?

She's Clausterphobic.
Reply 21
santini goes into a building society to deposit some money. Whilst there, a robbery takes place, and he is knocked unconscious during the struggle. In a few minutes he comes round, but is still very confused. "What, er, how, er, where am I?" he mumbles.
"Relax. Your in the Nationwide" says a paramedic. he replies,
"Ahhh! You mean I've been asleep all season?"
chats
A burglary was recently committed at Spur's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a White & blue carpet


my mate supports arsenal so I have to listen to all his spurs jokes :biggrin:

i hate arsenal fans so much
Reply 23
Henry and Pires fighting.

I'm sure there was plenty of va-va-voom on that training ground.
Reply 24
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
He sold his soul to Santa
Reply 25
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santini goes into a building society to deposit some money. Whilst there, a robbery takes place, and he is knocked unconscious during the struggle. In a few minutes he comes round, but is still very confused. "What, er, how, er, where am I?" he mumbles.
"Relax. Your in the Nationwide" says a paramedic. Smith replies,
"Ahhh! You mean I've been asleep all season?"


you used the same site as me :biggrin:
Reply 26
A bad football team is like an old bra - no cups and little support
Reply 27
chats
you used the same site as me :biggrin:


lol shut up you fool! :biggrin:
chats
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
He sold his soul to Santa

thats quite funny :smile:
seen this?
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santini goes into a building society to deposit some money. Whilst there, a robbery takes place, and he is knocked unconscious during the struggle. In a few minutes he comes round, but is still very confused. "What, er, how, er, where am I?" he mumbles.
"Relax. Your in the Nationwide" says a paramedic. Smith replies,
"Ahhh! You mean I've been asleep all season?"


dont b mean 2 santini....
tammypotato
dont b mean 2 santini....

happy birthday :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:
Reply 31
The angry captain snarled at the referee. 'What would l happen if I called you a blind bastard who couldn't make a correct decision to save his life?'

'It would be a red card for you.'

'And if I didn't say it but only thought it?'

That's different. If you only thought it but didn't say it, I couldn't do a thing.'

'Well, we'll leave it like that, then, shall we?' smiled the captain.

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