Write a happiest story you can think of, in 3 words.

I will be?

Lol, "come baaaaack!" - don't beg it Dave
Nick was too good for you
Now you spend your time begging it from Jez:
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Saw a good chap on the forum make a thread about the saddest story. So here's the reverse option. You know how us politicians like to spin faux-happiness.

Some of mine:

Pork for dinner

Britain in EU

Osborne ordered pizza

Panama scandal coverup

Bedroom tax introduced

Tax credits cut

Human rights abolished

Sewel after party

Bellatrix knifed him