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A thread to post great puns
Ok go!
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Hahahaha!
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That was an eggcellent pun.
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you know threads like this require thinking and Tsrians aren't about that life
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My reaction if anybody beats Usain Bolt at a race:

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That's a first.
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Two random variables were talking in a bar. They thought they were being discrete but I heard their chatter continuously. :ahee:
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(Original post by TheOtherSide.)
My reaction if anybody beats Usain Bolt at a race:
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Usain runs as fast as a lightning bolt.
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Did you hear about the guy who lost his left side in an accident?

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He's all right now.
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down.

You have my Word.
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A Mexican magician tells the crowd he will disappear on the count of 3...

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He says "uno... dos..." poof! and disappears without a tres.
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When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on
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Gotta admit that unfortunately, I didn't make this one up. Heard it from someone else.
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Usain runs as fast as a lightning bolt.
Are Usain he's as fast as light? :eek:
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down.

You have my Word.
I Excel at stealing copies of Microsoft Office.
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I Excel at stealing copies of Microsoft Office.
How do you Access those copies? :adore:
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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
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I Excel at stealing copies of Microsoft Office.
I bet you Accessed the internet for this
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Vagina jokes are not funny. Period.
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(Original post by TheOtherSide.)
How do you Access those copies? :adore:
Damn beat me to it
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