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Hahahaha!
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My reaction if anybody beats Usain Bolt at a race:

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Two random variables were talking in a bar. They thought they were being discrete but I heard their chatter continuously. :ahee:
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left side in an accident?

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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down.

You have my Word.
A Mexican magician tells the crowd he will disappear on the count of 3...

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Reply 7
When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on
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Are Usain he's as fast as light? :eek:
How do you Access those copies? :adore:
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
I bet you Accessed the internet for this
Vagina jokes are not funny. Period.
Original post by TheOtherSide.
How do you Access those copies? :adore:


Damn beat me to it
:rofl:

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Is your OneDrive in life to be punny?
Damn, you used up all the Microsoft Office puns. :sad:

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Original post by undercxver
Vagina jokes are not funny. Period.


Oh come on you're ovary-acting

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