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Tell an original and funny joke

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Okay, what do you call a dog that eats pork?







A sausage dog

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I'm laughing out loud rn omg


I can't do original :redface:
What do you call a rude glue?

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My life.
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habibtii
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I have a 6.023x10^23mol^-1 on my leg.

(I actually don't)
Original post by Boss_Rhythm
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What do you call a mexican who lost his car?

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Why can't ants get sick?
Because they have little anty-bodies
lol
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M14B
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Hahahaha!

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Original post by Asuna Yuuki
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I feel you girl :console:

Original post by yoda123
Why can't ants get sick?
Because they have little anty-bodies
lol


Had to stare at the screen for awhile until I got it:facepalm:
A father and son are at a funeral,
the son asks, 'dad where does the coffin go?'
the father replies, 'a place with nothing to eat, nothing to drink and where theres fa to do'
the son replies, 'must be going to our house then'
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No matter how kind you are, German children will always be Kinder.
Knock knock
Who's there?
I eat mop
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I am proud of my Cumberland sausage
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What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

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Original post by yoda123
Why can't ants get sick?
Because they have little anty-bodies
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i want to rep this hahaha
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Now that is a good one

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