I would like to welcome all religious and non-religious.
I am lord cornea the prophet of the one and only true religion of Beitempi, I will be revealing gods true and just word on TSR.
These revelations will form part of the Book of Beitempi.
"I am your Lord, the creator of all universes including those that exist and those that have failed to prosper. I have created all universes as random simulations of compressed energy."
"For your existence I have allowed you to partake in any activity which you may enjoy both physically and mentally, Your Lord demands nothing from you or has no expectations from you, I have created this world by chance and offer nothing beyond your existence."
As the prophet of God, I am happy to interpret these revelations with the information that god has bestowed upon me.
God promises to deliver further revelations and five prosperity points to allow you to succeed in life.
...or just paranoid?