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    So I have a rather dirty mind and I turn words into dirty or sexual things when I am in conversations with other people. Some people like it and start giggling, other people make faces at me and tell me it is too much or something.

    Like the other day I was talking to a girl and I said I liked walking, but that last time I went for a walk I sat down for too long so my penis and balls started going numb. She made a noise, looked at me and walked off. I haven't seen her since. I meant it like a joke, and I started smiling when I said it expecting her to laugh, but she didn't.

    So what I in the wrong or I am okay to talk like that and say sexual things. Even though what I said wasn't sexual in that case.
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    its not a walk if you're sitting down for that long surely?
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    I always thought you was female
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    (Original post by GwynLordOfCinder)
    its not a walk if you're sitting down for that long surely?
    I walk somewhere, sit down and walk back.
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    You're the kind of person that would arrange a banana and apples into a penis...aren't you?
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    Yeah I can't eat a banana in school bc my friend would just look at me and say 'you like it big, don't you'
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    (Original post by ravioliyears)
    Yeah I can't eat a banana in school bc my friend would just look at me and say 'you like it big, don't you'
    I don't want no ravioli
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    (Original post by ravioliyears)
    Yeah I can't eat a banana in school bc my friend would just look at me and say 'you like it big, don't you'
    better than having it small

    http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...47/650/3fe.jpg
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    (Original post by dalegeorge1)
    I don't want no ravioli
    Oh god :wavingtheflag:
    (Original post by notnotbob)
    better than having it small

    http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...47/650/3fe.jpg
    :lol:
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    (Original post by ravioliyears)
    :lol:
    you know it ^-^
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    Why is Santa's sack so big?
    He only comes once a year
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