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Hi TSR.

So, I'm just taking a break from revision and thought this would be a good time to make this thread. If it doesn't work out then I literally have nothing to lose. :nutcase:

I'm currently home alone + bored of talking to the cabinets + I've limited contact with all human beings that ever exist again + most of my rl friends are making me vomit atm so I was wondering if a TSR- ian wanted to visit me.

If you're interested then pls check if you fit the following criteria:

- No more than one tattoo which must be no bigger than the size of an average 2p coin. (bc I don't lyk them)

- No more than one facial piercing. (bc otherwise that'd be scary + I'll probably be scared of you.)

- Must be good at pretending. ( if my parents arrive and question why there's a randomer in the kitchen you must be able to act like you're not a stranger. - they totally won't + the chance of it happening is near to impossible but it's best we take our precautions. )

- Over the age of 15.(bc I hate babysitting.)

-Under the age of 21.( bc I'm not ready to die)

- Must be able to provide food. ( I'm allergic to prawns + don't like coconut. I prefer sweets over chocolate and my favourite hot drink is currently vanilla milk. We usually shop at Sainsbury's. Tesco is also fine. )

- Must hold 9 A* - C GCSEs or equivalent ( So you can read to me + so we can play board games + discuss revision + build jigsaw puzzles + have conversations. )

- Must not live in London. ( bc otherwise you won't be able to get to me in time.)

- Must enjoy listening to people talk. (bc I will take advantage of this opportunity + talk to you all day.)

- Must like music. (bc all corners of our home are currently drowned in it and I'm not turning it off.)

- Must have a high pain threshold (bc I currently look lyk gandalf's toe + I'm not making an effort.)

- Must be able to deal with your own reflection. ( bc our home has a lot of mirrors and you'll unwillingly see yourself at least 80 times during the visit.)

- Must like toast. ( bc that's what we're having for dinner.)

- Must adore plants. ( bc we have a majorly large cute one in the living room + I always make sure I introduce her to guests so you have to be nice otherwise she'll hear you. )


Additional:

- If you have a pet then pls bring it with you!

- I've run out of lip butter + kinda traumatised so if you're feeling generous then thanks.

- People who hold motivational auras are highly welcome.

- Crayons would also be nice but not essential.

- Cost of transport will be paid for.

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Ahem. If you fit all the requirements then state below + I shall PM you with my address. It's preferable that you arrive before 6:30pm and leave before 3am.

Ty.
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(Original post by Anon_98)
Hi TSR.

So, I'm just taking a break from revision and thought this would be a good time to make this thread. If it doesn't work out then I literally have nothing to lose. :nutcase:

I'm currently home alone + bored of talking to the cabinets + I've limited contact with all human beings that ever exist again + most of my rl friends are making me vomit atm so I was wondering if a TSR- ian wanted to visit me.

If you're interested in me capturing you and holding you captive for 10 years in my basement then hit me up
thanks for the offer, but im a bit busy with revision now
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What....
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I can't tell whether you are serious or not...
I'm leaning towards joking :dontknow:
But either way I just washed my hair so I ain't gonna go out and catch a cold...sorry :cry2:

Plus I'm too scared to use the tube now :getmecoat:

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Tasnia'x
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Woah I don't meet half the requirements
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Hey Anon,

I'm 15 so is that a yes or no?
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I don't even meet most of the requirements, lol. Only sitting 7 GCSEs.

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(Original post by Anon_98)

- No more than one facial piercing. (bc otherwise that'd be scary + I'll probably be scared of you.)

- Must be good at pretending. ( if my parents arrive and question why there's a randomer in the kitchen you must be able to act like you're not a stranger. - they totally won't + the chance of it happening is near to impossible but it's best we take our precautions. )

- Over the age of 15.(bc I hate babysitting.)

-Under the age of 21.( bc I'm not ready to die)
LMFAOO :rofl:
This is why I love your posts :rofl:
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Too old and underqualified. Shame, your loss pal
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Two problems:

I am > 21.

I have a policy of never meeting a TSRian.
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I fit every box but I gotta revision :dontknow: sorry babe
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Why is being over 21 so bad? Is everyone trying to make me feel bad for turning 22.
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(Original post by Lord Samosa)
Why is being over 21 so bad? Is everyone trying to make me feel bad for turning 22.
That's what I thought.

But then I just put on 22 by Taylor swift and dance around in my boxers for therapy.

You should try it.
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Why is being over 21 so bad? Is everyone trying to make me feel bad for turning 22.
22 ooh ooh
Everything will be alright
if you keep me next to you
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I fit all the requirements

but I'm feeling lazy and revision :work:
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Lol no one who qualifies wants to visit.

(Original post by WoodyMKC)
Too old and underqualified. Shame, your loss pal
(Original post by Plantagenet Crown)
Two problems:

I am > 21.

I have a policy of never meeting a TSRian.
(Original post by Lord Samosa)
Why is being over 21 so bad? Is everyone trying to make me feel bad for turning 22.
These. Oh well lads. We wouldn't be able to drink with her anyway.
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I fit all the requirements

but I'm feeling lazy and revision :work:
L
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your emojis and gifs are just...
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I fit the criteria. And I can pay for my own transport dw
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I can't tell whether you are serious or not...
I'm leaning towards joking :dontknow:
But either way I just washed my hair so I ain't gonna go out and catch a cold...sorry :cry2:

Plus I'm too scared to use the tube now :getmecoat:
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Why lol
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your emojis and gifs are just...
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Why lol
an incredibly embarrassing thing happened to me a few days ago...I'll VM you or something
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