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    Currently got into a long distant relationship, and already me and bf are sexually frustrated and hoping to meet up.. problem is, can't be in my house because of parents and hardly ever a free house and second, hotels are kinda expensive. And we both rather have the real thing than pleasure ourselves. just 94 days without is going to be hell
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Currently got into a long distant relationship, and already me and bf are sexually frustrated and hoping to meet up.. problem is, can't be in my house because of parents and hardly ever a free house and second, hotels are kinda expensive. And we both rather have the real thing than pleasure ourselves. just 94 days without is going to be hell
    Back of car if you have one? I used to work for Premier Inn and if you book a room well in advance you get them for like £30 or so. If not then look for a cheap B&B or go into some bushes.
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    Park then? I know quite a few reckless people who've done it in parks...just make sure you don't get caught
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    (Original post by pointblank91)
    Back of car if you have one? I used to work for Premier Inn and if you book a room well in advance you get them for like £30 or so. If not then look for a cheap B&B or go into some bushes.
    LOOOOOL you, my friend are a trooper, I wish I had your determination!
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    (Original post by JavaScriptMaster)
    LOOOOOL you, my friend are a trooper, I wish I had your determination!
    Well I've never needed to myself but if it'd been a while and was frustrated I'd take her into a bush and smash the **** out of her. I get quite aggressive when I'm like that haha.
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    Hotel's aren't that expensive, depending on where you go. It might be worth doing a bit of research into the hotels in your area, seeing which is cheapest and when (some hotels reduce prices closer the day before/on the day, others increase etc). It doesn't need to be anywhere special after all; as long as it's got four walls and a lockable door to keep your privacy, you're golden (of course, a bed, chairs, shower etc helps too! ).

    Back of the car; find someplace quiet and do the deed there. Just be wary of the location.

    Field.
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    Sex in public is generally illegal, so don't do it.

    Get a hotel. I don't know what else we can suggest really.
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    Be creative... you must have seen the sky diving video on Pornhub?
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Currently got into a long distant relationship, and already me and bf are sexually frustrated and hoping to meet up.. problem is, can't be in my house because of parents and hardly ever a free house and second, hotels are kinda expensive. And we both rather have the real thing than pleasure ourselves. just 94 days without is going to be hell
    As a guy in a LDR, I can say it is frustrating, but you'll get used to it. And probably go through occasional phases of masturbating a hell of a lot.
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    (Original post by hezzlington)
    Sex in public is generally illegal, so don't do it.

    Get a hotel. I don't know what else we can suggest really.
    Actually it's not. Sex where you may be seen by a child is illegal, and exposing yourself where you may be seen by any member of the public is also illegal. So having sex outside where you can genuinely expect not to be seen is actually not illegal.
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    (Original post by Tootles)
    Actually it's not. Sex where you may be seen by a child is illegal, and exposing yourself where you may be seen by any member of the public is also illegal. So having sex outside where you can genuinely expect not to be seen is actually not illegal.
    Source?

    And I said having sex in public is illegal..not sex outside.
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    (Original post by hezzlington)
    Source?

    And I said having sex in public is illegal..not sex outside.
    Can't remember chapter and verse offhand, I just know I found it when I was bored enough to sit reading legislation for a week.
 
 
 
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