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My mattress is so hard it might as well be a SLAB watch

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    I moved flat and this place was already furnished (with new furniture).

    And this *&!"!$% mattress is harder than f--king concrete I'm telling you!

    Who the *^%! makes these kind of god forsaken pieces of ultimate f--king sh!t?!?!

    The other night I went out and had a ridiculous amount of beer, and on the way home I saw 2 mattresses someone had dumped right in the middle of the pavement so I put them on top of each other, finished my last beer and then fell asleep on them (because my own mattress is a f--king slab and I was absolutely bats--t drunk) and I'm telling you, it was the best sleep I've had since I moved to this place.

    Whoever makes these kind of mattresses needs a slap.
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    I would love hard mattress
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    (Original post by M14B)
    I would love hard mattress
    Haha you can have it, MINUS £1,000,000 lmaoooooooooooooo
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    (Original post by King Scorchy)
    Haha you can have it, MINUS £1,000,000 lmaoooooooooooooo
    Soft is bad for your back.
    You will be in agony when you get old
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    I also used to have a mattress that was not worthy of that title, and was better referred to as a "sleeping surface". Just buy a new one man, you'll be glad you did.
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    (Original post by M14B)
    Soft is bad for your back.
    You will be in agony when you get old
    I agree, if it's really soft - but really hard isn't good either I imagine.

    (Original post by Dr Pesto)
    I also used to have a mattress that was not worthy of that title, and was better referred to as a "sleeping surface". Just buy a new one man, you'll be glad you did.
    Haha, funny. And I will.
 
 
 
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