buying cigarettes

this is really stupid so im posting an anonymous..

i turned 16 about a month ago so now its legal for me to buy cigarettes. but i dont actually know what to say at the till.. don't worry i have been smoking for a few years now.. this isnt a new habit i want to take up when im 16. but ive never bought cigarettes myself before.. so what do you actually say? lol

Reply 1

Helenia

20

It doesn't need to be anonymous.

As for what you say, just ask for whatever you want. Alternatively, actually grow some brains and realise how bad it is for you.

Reply 2

Thud

17

"yo, pack of golden virginia...no no, the small one, yeah ace...erm...some orange rizlas and a pack of filters please. aye that's great, cheers".

or

"yo, small/medium/large pack of ****** (insert brand here) please.....thanks".

easy. :smile:

Reply 3

parallelduck

If you can't work out what to say, I'm not sure you should be allowed them.

Reply 4

Ducki

10

Go upto the counter and say:

'Awight guv, packet a' 10/20/40 *insert whatever you smoke here* ta mate. Cor lummy...'

And there you have it

Reply 5

hermaphrodite

15

hello didi997 . . .yes that is a very stupid question

Reply 6

*River

15

20/10 'insert type here'.

Reply 7

lucho22

13

point.. say quantity...say brand.. say strength.. and there you have it!..

Reply 8

Petit chou

15

hi pack of 10/20/40 of........ please! Just like if ur asking for anything else thts behind the counter lol.

Never thought i'd hear tht question on here haha!

Reply 9

lucho22

13

hehe.. or i'd like some of those whatchymecally cylindrical stick thingies ya set fire to and put in yer mouth ta breath in.. ya soma those..

Reply 10

didi997

10

Thanks a lot for de-anoning..

Reply 11

dh00001

16

if youre embarrassed put a balaclava on your head, run in to the shop and shout at the shop person to put all the cigarettes in a bag. its what people do until they get used to it :rolleyes:

Reply 12

Mad Vlad

19

You could just get a 13 year old to buy them for you - they do it all the time.

Reply 13

Talya

16

Just make sure you take some ID.

Reply 14

Mad Vlad

19

iTalya

Just make sure you take some ID.

Haha, don't go to ASDA etc... they won't serve tobacco to under 18's now!
Good point though - if you're nervous and dont know what you're talking about, you'll end up getting ID'd.

Reply 15

tehjonny

8

didi997

this is really stupid so im posting an anonymous..

i turned 16 about a month ago so now its legal for me to buy cigarettes. but i dont actually know what to say at the till.. don't worry i have been smoking for a few years now.. this isnt a new habit i want to take up when im 16. but ive never bought cigarettes myself before.. so what do you actually say? lol

Hello mate, can I get 10/20 of 'state brand here'...Cheers mate, have a good one! *Walk out of shop*.

:p:

Reply 16

tehjonny

8

Helenia

It doesn't need to be anonymous.

As for what you say, just ask for whatever you want. Alternatively, actually grow some brains and realise how bad it is for you.

I didn't realise all smokers were intellectually subnormal. I must go and do some research...

:rolleyes:

People will claw for anything that makes them feel superior.

Reply 17

nooneimportant

"yo, pack of golden virginia...no no, the small one, yeah ace...erm...some orange rizlas and a pack of filters please slimline! aye that's great, cheers".

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
perfict

Reply 18

.ACS.

19

What you say is:

Hi there, I’ll have a Club cigarette maker, a box of Club cigarette tubes, and a packet of Drum tobacco. … Cheers.

You get what you want, and it’s cheaper than buying normal packets of cigarettes!
You may need to go to a tobacconist for the cigarette maker and the tubes, though.

Reply 19

tetrahydrocannabinol.

10

Andrzej S.

What you say is:

Hi there, I’ll have a Club cigarette maker, a box of Club cigarette tubes, and a packet of Drum tobacco. … Cheers.

You get what you want, and it’s cheaper than buying normal packets of cigarettes!
You may need to go to a tobacconist for the cigarette maker and the tubes, though.

Drum is gross. GV all the way. And why not just buy rizla and roll them yourself? Why bother with a machine? :confused:

OP, what a stupid question. What do you think you say when you're asking to buy cigarettes?

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