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    Front page of Germany's Bild today:

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    "Dear Britain, if you stay in the EU...
    We will acknowledge the Wembley goal.
    We won't make any more jokes about Prince Charles' ears.
    We won't wear sun cream on the beach in solidarity with your sunburn.
    We will go without our goalkeeper at the next penalty shootout to make it more exciting.
    We will introduce tea time, with buckets on the beaches of Majorca.
    We will willingly provide the villain in every Bond film.
    We'll start "ticking" like you and put our clocks back by an hour.
    We'll put through an EU directive which forbids foam on our beer.
    We'll reserve sun loungers around the pool for you with our towels.
    Jogi Löw will guard your crown jewels.
    We will come to your Queen's 100th birthday."

    Danke!
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