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    Basically I'm a major success story

    I've got a good job in asset management
    I'm athletic and very fertile
    I've got a girlfriend that I dress as a secretary and she doesn't mind
    I've got 4000 shares in Barclays
    I've got a nice car
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    (Original post by MnWhCntBMvd)
    Basically I'm a major success story

    I've got a good job in asset management
    I'm athletic and very fertile
    I've got a girlfriend that I dress as a secretary and she doesn't mind
    I've got 4000 shares in Barclays
    I've got a nice car
    You're very fertile? Unless you have over 25 kids, I doubt it.
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    (Original post by MnWhCntBMvd)
    Basically I'm a major success story

    I've got a good job in asset management
    I'm athletic and very fertile
    I've got a girlfriend that I dress as a secretary and she doesn't mind
    I've got 4000 shares in Barclays
    I've got a nice car
    Ahhhaa

    I wouldn't count the 4000 shares in Barclays as a success given the current economic shift
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    (Original post by MnWhCntBMvd)
    Basically I'm a major success story

    I've got a good job in asset management
    I'm athletic and very fertile
    I've got a girlfriend that I dress as a secretary and she doesn't mind
    I've got 4000 shares in Barclays
    I've got a nice car
    Just missing humbleness but very impressive overall :holmes:

    also....12gems?
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    "I was immensely bullied in recent years, and compensate by over-claiming my 'achievements'." You're also probably a younger brother.
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    Why are you not happy?
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    I've finally found a decent paying job...well part time one anyway.
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    That's great to hear. I wish nothing but the best for you and everyone.
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    (Original post by MnWhCntBMvd)
    Basically I'm a major success story

    I've got a good job in asset management
    I'm athletic and very fertile
    I've got a girlfriend that I dress as a secretary and she doesn't mind
    I've got 4000 shares in Barclays
    I've got a nice car
    In square miles, how large is your ego?
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    (Original post by MnWhCntBMvd)
    Basically I'm a major success story

    I've got a good job in asset management
    I'm athletic and very fertile
    I've got a girlfriend that I dress as a secretary and she doesn't mind
    I've got 4000 shares in Barclays
    I've got a nice car
    If that is what you call success then you are very low. Firstly the most boring job, what do you mean by very fertile? do you have big balls full of sperm? 4000 shares in Barclays is not worth shite now that we are leaving the EU. And cars are the worst thing that happened to humanity. Why have you even started this thread?
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