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Increasing enthusiasm of hugs?! This certainly is the uni for me!

Although the only Cambridge drunk I've seen was in the middle of the afternoon, at the train station with his fly undone trying to talk Spanish to us

Although the only Cambridge drunk I've seen was in the middle of the afternoon, at the train station with his fly undone trying to talk Spanish to us

Oh yeah, fairly few violent drunks generally, just excessively touchy-feely (lechy, in some cases, but it's not like some girls don't return it ). All quite nice. Unless you happened to see me on the night of June 9th, in which case you might have been quite frightened.

Exactly... Two colours (as I picked up the first time)...

Huge is good (though maybe we don't mean that the same way!)

Increasing enthusiasm of hugs?! This certainly is the uni for me!

Although the only Cambridge drunk I've seen was in the middle of the afternoon, at the train station with his fly undone trying to talk Spanish to us

Oh right. Totally missed you there.

Well... um... er... it's a political map. That means it depicts political boundaries. That means it shows N. Ireland as being part of Britain.

( Help me! Don't let's bring that whole situation up! )

Ooooh that sounds like a story that you must tell us dear

Oh, nothing too exciting. Consumed an amazing amount of alcohol (mostly cheap wine with the odd G&T (courtesy of Scottish friends) and malibu/vodka and coke in there), spent some time with my friends in the college bar, finally headed out to town to Cindies, by which time I was feeling rejected by someone, and was shouting my hatred and my love for him at the top of my voice

cheap wine with the odd G&T (courtesy of Scottish friends)

Did they have Buckfast? I love that stuff but don't understand why it's on sale all over Ireland and Scotland but not in the South of England when it's made in Devon..!

Come ooooooooon man! It's a drink for Ned/Pikeys/Townies/Chavs/Whatever the Irish ones are called. This is true of all Tonic Wines, most Ciders ( can you say Merrydown? ) and most 'energy drinks' ( Red Bull through Red Square ).

Ya cannie be a pure ned wieout yer buckie!

( Yeah, yeah. I know it tastes all right but... come ooooooooon! )

I like Pisang Ambon too and have been known to go out knackering (drinking outside) with bottles of red Aftershock and (ONCE, to my detriment!) a bottle of Absynth!

Bucky is just nice and sweet - you can't say that about Absynth!

I'll build up to Absinthe.

Buckfast is just so WEIRD because it's the equivalent of about 20% but it tastes like some kind of weak apple based punch. Shitty aftertaste.

Drink your age!

( For some reason - I never buy the stuff so only ever drink it as a guest - I've only ever had Blue Aftershock. Does red taste different? Does it taste better and that's why it's only ever Blue that's left? )

Yes, red is the best (everyone I know agrees). Blue tastes like mouthwask and green is basically surgical spirits!

There was a purple one for a while in Belfast (only ever saw it there) which, I think was a bottled mix of red and blue. Not as nice as red, but nice colour!

If you fancy splitting on a bottle in Cambridge, we can try downing a bottle of Absynth (or however you spell it!). Don't expect to get to lectures the next day, even if we do avoid Adenbrooke's, and you'll probably start hallucinating!

I like the way the blue one tastes! Then again... I also like the taste of mouthwash. Hmmmm

At the same time or alternating? How scared did he look?

At the same time - along the lines of "Why is he so mean to me? I hate him, he's a bastard!" to which all my friends would agree "Yes Helen, you can do better than him..." till I shouted "But I loooooooove him!"

Neither of my 3 above statements are actually true, for the record And thankfully he wasn't there (this was why I was sad)

I've never heard of Buckfast, but I've never asked either

This is me...... hopefully going to T Hall in sept to do bio natsci. I hate photos!