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    Hi I am a male and I love to masturbate, however I would like to know what is the best way to get a bigger organism and be able to *** more.
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    You should feed your organism the appropriate food 3 times daily and ensure it receives regular exercise and sleep. Over time, you should find that your organism grows steadily until maturity.
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    Become a blue whale...

    Ahem. If you meant orgasm, there's more than one kind of surfing.
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    (Original post by donutellme)
    You should feed your organism the appropriate food 3 times daily and ensure it receives regular exercise and sleep. Over time, you should find that your organism grows steadily until maturity.
    I burst out laughing.
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    Hi I am a male and I love to masturbate, however I would like to know what is the best way to get a bigger organism and be able to *** more.
    I take it you mean orgasm? lmao

    Bringing a second party in might help....girl, guy, whatever you're into.
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    *** more as in the amount or frequency?

    Another person would help with the 'organisms' Just find out what your kinks are, try different things. That's what people tend to do.

    Go through a list of common fetishes and see if you might be into any of that
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    The day you have bigger organisms I would get a checkup in a clap clinic
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Hi I am a male and I love to masturbate, however I would like to know what is the best way to get a bigger organism and be able to *** more.
    Try zinc tablets. You'll repaint the walls with it.
 
 
 
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