The diference between men and women

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How to shower like a woman:
Get in shower - use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long
loofah,wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash hair once with cucumber and
sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash hair again to make sure it
is clean.

Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural
avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes. Wash face with crushed
apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until red.. Wash entire rest of
body
with gingernut and jaffa cake body wash. Shave armpits and legs. Turn
off shower.

Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower.

Dry with towel the size of small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Check entire body for spots, tweeze hairs.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.



How to Shower like a Man:

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed. Leave in a
pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way,
shake knob at her making woo-hoo sound. Look at manly physique in the
mirror.

Admire the size of your knob and scratch your ass. Get in the
shower.

Wash your face. Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they
Sound in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

Wash your butt leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap.

Shampoo hair. Make shampoo mohawk.

Pee.

Rinse off shampoo and get out of shower.

Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor.

Admire knob size in mirror again.

Leave shower door open, wet mat on floor, light on and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

If you pass your wife, pull off towel, shake knob at her and make
woo-hoo noises again.
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arggh so long but funny though
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arggh so long but funny though

would say that i made it up but my mate email it to me today, great though
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I dont know anyone that pees/blows their nose in the shower. Thats just filthy
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I dont know anyone that pees/blows their nose in the shower. Thats just filthy
that's why you get washer in the shower... you are filthy!
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that's why you get washer in the shower... you are filthy!
lol
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