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    You're on a first date with someone having met them online, but things just aren't going as planned. You aren't attracted to them whatsoever, despite what their profile picture looked like. It's time to get out.

    Think up mischievous things that you could tell your date to get out of the situation ASAP.

    For example:

    "I've already dated your sister."

    Don't think that would go down too well.
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    Can we make this quick cause my boyfriend is waiting outside
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    "I'm a bit short on my rent; got any spare cash?"
    "It's so nice that you're confident enough to come out dressed like that."
    "You're definitely going on the maybe list!"
    "Look, I'd appreciate if you ate a bit quicker; I've got a hot date tonight."
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    'So you are paying right?'
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    I hope you are as good in bed as your father.
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    You don't sweat much for a fat lass.

    This is a nice place, isn't it? I come here with all my dates. The bar staff know my name.
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    So basically, I like older women and I kinda saw a picture of your mum - that's why I agreed to this, so would you be able to bring her to the next date for me please? :erm:
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    "I got an A in my GCSE maths... But but but I got A* in every other subject. "

    "An A? That's a ****ing disgrace!"

    (Date over)
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    (Original post by Kash24411)
    'So you are paying right?'
    That will definitely work lol.

    Alternatively:

    "You know what I was just thinking? You really remind me of this disabled girl I know...!"

    Or say to a girl -

    "I thought you'd be a little bit... Thinner tbh"

    Or say to a guy -

    "I thought you'd be a little bit... Taller tbh"
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    You look different in real life.
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    I go on TSR everyday
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    "Why did you lie in your pictures?"
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    (Original post by Drewski)
    This is a nice place, isn't it? I come here with all my dates. The bar staff know my name.
    lmao at that one.

    That's just keeping it real :P

    Myself I would find it hilarious if someone admitted that to me.
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    "Are you frigid? Cos I'm only going through all this BS to get laid"
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    (Original post by SuperHuman98)
    I go on TSR everyday
    Not sure why but this made me laugh more than it should of There is nothing wrong with TSR!
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    "Yeah, so can you set me up with your mate in the third picture, she looks filthy"
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    (Original post by 13 1 20 8 42)
    "I'm a bit short on my rent; got any spare cash?"
    "It's so nice that you're confident enough to come out dressed like that."
    "You're definitely going on the maybe list!"
    "Look, I'd appreciate if you ate a bit quicker; I've got a hot date tonight."
    the first one is pretty tragic lol
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    -my mum will be joining us soon -
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    Fancy dogging?
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    (Original post by Inexorably)
    -my mum will be joining us soon -
    Unfortunately, I think they would probably like that because my mum uses any opportunity to embarrass me
 
 
 
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