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    Not sure if this is in the right place but I thought that I'd start this up for the fun of it. So if you were a household item or toy what object or toy would or wouldn't like to be also what would you say when there are no humans around
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    I would be a piano. They are the best furniture one can have, and when there was no one around, I'd play with myself.
    And I wouldn't be a piano converted into some terrible 're-imagination' e.g. a gutted grand turned into a bookshelf. That sort of thing upsets me so.
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    Had this question at an interview once. Wasn't expecting it so I panicked and said 'Toilet brush' because they are under-appreciated. The man said something along the lines of 'not because you're full of crap then?'.

    I love interviews where there's banter :ahee:
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    Not sure if this is in the right place but I thought that I'd start this up for the fun of it. So if you were a household item or toy what object or toy would or wouldn't like to be also what would you say when there are no humans around
    The one thing I wouldn't want to be is a toilet.
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    The one thing I wouldn't want to be is a toilet.
    I can't blame you as you would get someone peeing, pooping or being sick inside of you.
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    I'd like to be a pretty picture photo frame
    I wouldn't want to be a Hoover, I think I'd get sick of sucking up rubbish and dust through my mouth all the time.
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    (Original post by Pinkberry_y)
    I'd like to be a pretty picture photo frame
    I wouldn't want to be a Hoover, I think I'd get sick of sucking up rubbish and dust through my mouth all the time.
    imagine being a hoover in a house of a lonely single man... :sexface:
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    (Original post by ihatePE)
    imagine being a hoover in a house of a lonely single man... :sexface:
    See now the thought of that makes me want to vomit in my mouth a little
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    (Original post by Platopus)
    The one thing I wouldn't want to be is a toilet.
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