Why are you hiding in my garden? What are you going to do with the photos? I'll see you in court.
"you'd make a pretty girl."
Still don't know how I feel about that...
That I have a resting bit** face, which to be fair I do
One of the more interesting things I had was some randomer (well, friend of friends I guess) I'd never met messaging me on facebook and saying I looked like a cross between Kurt Cobain and Heath Ledger
Anything that doesn't result in them dating me
a random- called me a biker gang reject (i left with her phone number and we'd added each other on facebook less that 15 minutes later)
an ex- called me a psychopath but in a fun, ruthless and protective way
Apparently I bleed well :/