University stereotypes?

A bit too far there mate! Wasn't expecting a response of that magnitude

You're forgetting this is the internet.

By internet standards my post was really polite

Imperial: Entire student body is socially inept asian nerds

Imperial: Chinese people.

Oxbridge: The whole of TSR

Baked beans and tiny beds.

I went to Nottingham overnight and this is what I remember.

hmmm I should be going to nottingham soon so will be interesting to see how tiny the beds really are and I hope catered halls don't just dish out baked beans every day haha

I'm 6'4", so I was put right off applying for accommodation if I could help it, and hence, I'm living at home. But trust me, I'm not just saying that because I'm tall; the bed was small even by my standards! I hope for your sake that you're under 5 foot! :P

And well, there are options other than baked beans. But they do seem to love 'em there.
The bacon there is delicious, though, so do have plenty of that!

but my accommodation was for a 3/4 bed and I've looked at pictures and it seems like a decent size whereas the normal rooms do have the tiny beds so i shouldn't have that issue ha

Lucky bugger.
At least I spent only one night in said bed, albeit a restless one.

oh dear haha ; was this catered halls or self catered ?

Catered.

glad i went for the bigger bed ; single study beds really are small

Yep, you will be! Can't imagine what it'll be like for the rest of them, tho.

If I end up there I'll be sure to gently tease my fellow hall mates with their tiny beds