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Which British theme park has the shortest queues?

Alton Towers, by an average of one foot.
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AfcFob
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None of them 😂😂

It depends what rides you want to go on, queues at Alton for extreme rides can be in excess of 2 hours but are typically around 30min-1hr and Blackpool is usually 20-40mins

Shortest queues I've seen were PortAventura, Spain where they were like 10mins max
Alton Towers is really good on some days

I once went with some fastpasses already bought, but found it was actually quicker to enter through the normal area on some rides due to there being no queue!
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UWS
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Original post by Profesh
Alton Towers, by an average of one foot.


Unfortunately a lot of people won't get this joke
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Profesh
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Ah, TSR; where any joke not telegraphed by a 'winky face' and at least five different hashtags goes to die.
Is this a joke about the roller coaster crash woman getting her foot amputated?

You jolly japester you.
So hilar.

Shut my mouth and paint me red, that's so funny
lololololol

So funny. Slap me silly and shoot the horse.
Just hysterical

Stomp on frogs that's so comical
Not just comical, but edgy too.

LEGEND
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Original post by Trinculo
Not just comical, but edgy too.

LEGEND


A juxtaposition of the quotidian and the macabre for maximum comedic whiplash. My dad died of lung-cancer, though, if you'd like to repay the favour.
Original post by Profesh
A juxtaposition of the quotidian and the macabre for maximum comedic whiplash. My dad died of lung-cancer, though, if you'd like to repay the favour.


It's ok. I'll pass
Well just get a fast pass & every theme park has a short queue tbh
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Original post by Ayaz789
Well just get a fast pass & every theme park has a short queue tbh


I detect a 'whoosh', followed by a sudden, abrupt halt.
Original post by UWS
Unfortunately a lot of people won't get this joke


I've just remembered.

I know I really shouldn't be laughing now. :biggrin:
Original post by Profesh
Alton Towers, by an average of one foot.


wot u on about???
Original post by Profesh
Alton Towers, by an average of one foot.


Not cool :colonhash:

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Original post by UWS
Unfortunately a lot of people won't get this joke


So it IS the joke I was thinking of *shakes head*
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Original post by Grand High Witch
wot u on about???


Its in regards to the young lady who lost her foot(well her leg) on one of the rides at alton towers. happened last year some time
Defo Alton Towers their 'single riders' queue is awesome, waiting time of like 30 mins max. And most of the time you get to ride with who you want...or you can just trade seats with someone.


I remember going on Oblivion and Nemesis over and over again - their single rider queue exits are near the entrances

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