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    Here are some of the most important reasons why Cambridge SUCKS and Oxford RULES, in order of importance:


    1. Oxford has an 'x' in the name. Makes it cool.

    2. Oxford has the Bullingdon Club. Cambridge doesn't have anywhere near the level of bantz.

    3. Oxford's chess club has beaten Cambridge 12 out of 13 times since 1980. Talk about #fknrekt

    4. Oxford has that Rhodes Scholarship thing which was financed by the Rothschilds (the Illuminati), meaning that you are more likely to join the Illuminati if you go to Oxford.

    5. Oxford is older, therefore better.

    6. It's always Oxford and Cambridge, never Cambridge and Oxford (except in Japan, but Japan also has cringy weeaboo shows so that argument is invalid).

    7. Cambridge hasn't had a Prime Minister in nearly 80 years, nearly all Prime Ministers went to Oxford.

    8. Cambridge has like 3 times as many Nobel Prize winners as Oxford. This means they're nerds.

    9. Oxford has more colleges. More = Better.

    10. Oxford has that swanky cylinder building thingy.


    Conclusion: Cambridge sucks!
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    Did you get rejected from Cambridge?
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    ****. Looks like I made a huge mistake.
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    I partially disagree even-though I am applying to Oxford.

    It is not 1000000 times it is e^10 times.
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    You may not have realized that I will be leaving Cambridge soon, with or without a degree. That goes a long way to correcting any perceived imbalance between the two.
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    And you go to Oxford? :hahaha:
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    (Original post by BioOx)
    I partially disagree even-though I am applying to Oxford.

    It is not 1000000 times it is e^10 times.
    \dfrac{1000000}{e^{10}}=45.399..  .
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    Let it be known that I made this thread before I applied to Cambridge, and thus before I received the rejection that I may get in a month that will invariably leave me salty AF.
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    (Original post by Abstract_Prism)
    Here are some of the most important reasons why Cambridge SUCKS and Oxford RULES, in order of importance:


    1. Oxford has an 'x' in the name. Makes it cool.

    2. Oxford has the Bullingdon Club. Cambridge doesn't have anywhere near the level of bantz.

    3. Oxford's chess club has beaten Cambridge 12 out of 13 times since 1980. Talk about #fknrekt

    4. Oxford has that Rhodes Scholarship thing which was financed by the Rothschilds (the Illuminati), meaning that you are more likely to join the Illuminati if you go to Oxford.

    5. Oxford is older, therefore better.

    6. It's always Oxford and Cambridge, never Cambridge and Oxford (except in Japan, but Japan also has anime so that argument is invalid).

    7. Cambridge hasn't had a Prime Minister in nearly 80 years, nearly all Prime Ministers went to Oxford.

    8. Cambridge has like 3 times as many Nobel Prize winners as Oxford. This means they're nerds.

    9. Oxford has more colleges. More = Better.

    10. Oxford has that swanky cylinder building thingy.


    Conclusion: Cambridge sucks!
    Yes, yes -- all this may be true, but Memebridge > Oxmeme (like seriously, Oxmeme!? Who decided that was a good name? Someone at Oxford clearly agrees, because they've set up a competing meme page called 'The Memeing Spires of Oxford', which is fantastic)
 
 
 
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