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Original post by Atlas Thugged
If you were doing your job, you would be giving her something hard and bony right back.


Watch out, we have a hard man over here!
Original post by Marshall Taylor
Watch out, we have a hard man over here!


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Original post by Polar2806
My legs ache so much after she sits on my lap. The pain is so intense like a sharp metal object is being pressed on me. What should i do the next time she wants to sit on my lap and should i tell her?. Every other part of her body is normal, she just seems to have less layers of skin on her butt.
Thanks in advance


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Is this a bait thread? If so, 10/10 OP. I actually chuckled.

But the banter will be ruined when the tumblr users flood in
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Original post by Polar2806
My legs ache so much after she sits on my lap. The pain is so intense like a sharp metal object is being pressed on me. What should i do the next time she wants to sit on my lap and should i tell her?. Every other part of her body is normal, she just seems to have less layers of skin on her butt.
Thanks in advance

Just tell her she has a bony but and needs to either get off, or put a cushion on your lap first. Take it from a girl, she will hear it as "you are skinny" so she won't be offended.
Original post by hellodave5
Get a cheeseburger prescription?


Lmaoooooooooooo that was so stupid.
Lol dead 😂
Original post by PrincessBO$$
At least she cant suffocate you with her butt


That's the whole purpose of life though :wink:

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At least you have a girlfriend.
Put a cushion on your laps each time she sits on you

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Original post by Mathemagicien
OMG its not "fat" you racist, it is "horizontally challenged"!


Urm, "challenged"? What next, "disabled"? Bigot. She is a strong beautiful woman capable of anything she puts her mind to.
Original post by xobeauty
Lmaoooooooooooo that was so stupid.


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Take her to kfc
Original post by sameehaiqbal
Take her to kfc


Can confirm KFC works.

It's why my ass is bigger than most girls I know.
Telling her to do squat exercises and eat good is the answer OP
Original post by Mathemagicien
Don't squats ruin yer nees?


Nope. Many people including girls squat with a do-able weight and they do not get bad knees.
Original post by Jazzy97
That's the whole purpose of life though :wink:

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Original post by mathemagicien
omg how dare you assume ze is a woman! Have you even asked what gender ze identifies as?!


how dare you assume xor even uses genders.
Original post by 1 8 13 20 42
don't be mean. fat is beautiful.


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