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    The cow is much forlorner,
    standing in the pouring rain
    with a leg at every corner.



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    Wow. Poetic.

    Well, obv I didn't write it.

    But it makes me lol
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    :love:
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    erm.

    What?
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    Chicken is a noble beast tasty feast. :teeth:
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    Whales :love:
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    I don't know how any sane man could de-head one
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    (Original post by Timeslikethese)
    The chiken is a noble beast,
    The cow is much forlorner,
    standing in the pouring rain
    with a leg at every corner.
    I'd really like to know the origins of this poem, I love it.

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    We used to have four rescued Battery hens at home the Henriettas 1 2 3 and 4, they were so sweet and quickly became *normal* chickens, and developed personalities which just emphasizes how cruel the battery method of egg production is, it should be banned at once:mad:
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    (Original post by Snart)
    Usually involves decipation by ax. However, cutting its head off at the neck severs the artery that feeds blood to the creature's brain and makes a big, bloody mess. A better method would be to pick the chicken up by its head, turn it upside down and with a quick flick of the wrist, snap its neck. It's a lot like cracking a whip, actually. This method kills the chicken as quickly and painlessly as a beheading, AND spares you the mess.
    hmm you obviously don't from a farming background. They cut the head off to drain the blood from it's body. Well that's only if you want to eat it. Or else just shot the ****ing thing, like my dad did
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    Ahem

    The horse Is a noble beast
    From the mustangs of the west
    To the stallions of the east
    But the horse has a distant cousin
    It lives I do not know where
    But its message of racial harmony
    Is one that we all can share
    Hats off to the Zebras
    They are black and white...

    etc. etc. Thanks to Bill Bailey.
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    (Original post by Timeslikethese)
    William McGonagall
    A veritable poetic genius!

    :hmmm:
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    (Original post by FadeToBlackout)
    Ahem

    The horse Is a noble beast
    From the mustangs of the west
    To the stallions of the east
    But the horse has a distant cousin
    It lives I do not know where
    But its message of racial harmony
    Is one that we all can share
    Hats off to the Zebras
    They are black and white...

    etc. etc. Thanks to Bill Bailey.
    Exactly my thoughts when I read this. Bill Bailey's a legend!
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    chickens :love: How could anyone eat them :bawling:
 
 
 
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