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    This is a golden thread. Join in with the discussion before 26 August 2016 to be in with the chance of winning an iPad air 2!

    I remember being in reception, so only about 4 or 5, and our teacher told us that a rocket was going to the moon that day and if we worked really really quietly we'd be able to hear it take-off..

    It totally worked. We were silent for the whole day, but never did hear that rocket go off.



    What are the fibs your teachers told you at school to get you to be quiet, or stop asking silly questions?


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    Always got told that we'd get pizza or something like that if we were really really good for a week's worth of lessons - absolutely horrified we never got it!!
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    (Original post by mobbsy91)
    Always got told that we'd get pizza or something like that if we were really really good for a week's worth of lessons - absolutely horrified we never got it!!
    This happend to me, but in 6th form my class was told we would get pizza for something we did. I am still waiting omg
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    "everyone is so friendly in this skl" yh no
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    Also GCSE Chemistry electron configuration, when you get to A level you discover it was all a lie
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    (Original post by SuperHuman98)
    This happend to me, but in 6th form my class was told we would get pizza for something we did. I am still waiting omg
    Haha, I guess you'll be waiting for a long time to come!!
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    That there is no gravity in space
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    (Original post by SuperHuman98)
    Also GCSE Chemistry electron configuration, when you get to A level you discover it was all a lie
    What do they tell you at GCSE?
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    (Original post by She-Ra)
    What do they tell you at GCSE?
    That the electron arrangement is like 2,8,8 etc. Fine I may have been exaggerating when I said lie tbh
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    Definitely the A-level Chemistry shock! Who knew what orbitals were before that!!
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    When they tell you to stop rocking on your chair because " they knew someone who cracked their head open doing it" no you didn't boss.
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    It's all going to be fine, the exams will be easy.
    History is fun.
    We're going to do some exciting maths today.
    You haven't done as badly as you think you have.
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    (Original post by junayd1998)
    When they tell you to stop rocking on your chair because " they knew someone who cracked their head open doing it" no you didn't boss.
    yup defo can relate
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    That we d fail if we used English words in our Welsh exam, they gave me an A* for that gcse.
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    That the world is our oyster :'(
    #thecakeisalie
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    If you don't pay attention you'll fail all your exams.
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    The mother will reject the baby frog if you touch it ( found a little froglet)
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    'This quiz will not contribute to your final grade!'
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    Everyone used to take out their water bottles in the science labs when we weren't supposed to. Our teacher told us that one time someone accidentally drank hydrochloric acid because they thought it was water. :confused:

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