Sometimes when nobody is looking

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    I like to run around my living room naked flapping my arms pretending am a bird.
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    Sometimes when noone is looking, I go to my garden sit on the ground and pretend to be a potato
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    (Original post by mentalbarry)
    I like to run around my living room naked flapping my arms pretending am a bird.
    Username to post correlation speaks for itself.
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    (Original post by Platopus)
    Username to post correlation speaks for itself.
    Plz... it's 'username checks out' ****ing amateur.
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    Sometimes when no one is looking I like to lather myself in mayonnaise and pretend to be a patch of snow
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    (Original post by 34908seikj)
    Plz... it's 'username checks out' ****ing amateur.
    Sorry?
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    Sometimes when no one is looking, I cry because I'm lonely.
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    Sometimes when no one is looking, I like to dig a hole in the garden and pretend I'm a carrot
    then I go into the kitchen, cover myself in oil and pretend I'm a slug.
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    Sometimes when I'm home alone I glue tons of cotton wool onto and pretend to be a sheep. Then when my Welsh friends turn up I insist it was a cloud. I daren't think what they'd do if they found out the truth. :dong:
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    i'll sleep better knowing that
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    Sometimes when I'm home alone I wear my morphsuit and lay down for ages.
 
 
 
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