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    I've booked an escort for next week. I'm feeling quite nervous about it. I chose in call as I don't want them to know where I live so I am going to there.

    What should I look out for? I've heard it can be quite risky.
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    make sure you wear a condom XD
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    make sure you wear a condom XD
    Yes of course. By risky, I meant sometimes I heard that these places rob your money.
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    Yes of course. By risky, I meant sometimes I heard that these places rob your money.
    seems shady, don't bring your wallet
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I've booked an escort for next week. I'm feeling quite nervous about it. I chose in call as I don't want them to know where I live so I am going to there.

    What should I look out for? I've heard it can be quite risky.
    - Feds
    - Psychopathic women looking to oven cook you and eat
    - Angry pimps wanting their cut
    - STD's - Aids, genital warts
    - Developing feelings for her
    - Her videoing you and selling it online for the world to see you
    - Your penis remaining limp and shrivelled and her crying laughing and calling in the other escorts who start filming you screaming world star
    - Her bf or dad turning up and you taking the brunt of his anger at her profession
    - Her blackmailing you after and telling your family / employer / friends
    - Her knowing you are a virgin

    Too risky.. just stay at home and draw the curtains
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I've booked an escort for next week. I'm feeling quite nervous about it. I chose in call as I don't want them to know where I live so I am going to there.

    What should I look out for? I've heard it can be quite risky.
    I have used escorts once a month for past 5 years. Have never once been in situation where I feared for my safety or health. If you follow my tips below you will be fine.

    protips for escort booking/use in general:

    - wear a condom. never ever use an escort that is willing to bareback

    - her giving you oral no condom is typically fine,. Would nott advise giving her oral unless you want herpes (its very common)

    - when you're ****ing her you might touch / fnger her pussy and get her bodily fluids on your fingers. That;s fine, just obviously avoid putting your fingers in your eyes, mouth, ears etc when you still have her pussy juice on them

    - after you're done, always ask to use their bathroom and wash your hands and genitals. Just another safety precaution.

    - only book an escort if she is willing to speak to you on the phone before booking. Some will try and have you just text them to book. Avoid these ones - they have something to hide

    - when you book a girl make sure her english is good enough for your to have conversation with her. Some foreign escorts will use someone else with better english to take her calls, so always confirm the girl you are speaking to is the girl you are seeing. iNothing worse than sh*t experience because girl cant understand a word you are saying

    - when booking her on phone, if she give you an attitude or is rude / unwilling to cooperate, hang up immediately. if she is giving you lip on the phone, she will be even worse in person

    - avoid fat escorts. they are s**t because they cant do any positions since they are too fat

    - avoid escorts over the age of 35. Most escorts will lie about their age, so you just have to gauge from her photos how old you think she is. 35+ escorts are typically the most stubborn / unwilling to cooperate

    - if for any reason before you have met her if you feel there is something / anything not right about the girl, bail, and go find another escort or get a different escort another time. much better to be safe than sorry.
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    You big dog you ^^

    How attractive are the escorts you see ?
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    https://maggiemcneill.wordpress.com/...e-for-clients/
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    http://www.wikihow.com/Select-an-Escort

    Just found this. 'If someone does attempt to rob you, stay calm; most times they only want your money so give it to them without a problem and do what they say.'

    'Look around; inspect the room. Often times escorts have people hiding under the beds so they can go through your pockets while you are getting the "girlfriend experience". And bathroom showers are also a favorite hiding spot for robbers'
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    http://www.wikihow.com/Select-an-Escort

    Just found this. 'If someone does attempt to rob you, stay calm; most times they only want your money so give it to them without a problem and do what they say.'

    'Look around; inspect the room. Often times escorts have people hiding under the beds so they can go through your pockets while you are getting the "girlfriend experience". And bathroom showers are also a favorite hiding spot for robbers'
    No, that information applies to th US, where prostitution is as illegal as hell, so its very high risk and prostitutes are basically just scam artists.

    In fact, I would full stop not recommend seeing prozzies in the US. I went to one in a high end hotel in Manhattan, NY. We had sex for like 5 minutes before she stopped and threatened to get her pimp to hurt me if I didnt leave. Scammed me out of $150.

    Its legal in the UK, so its pretty risk free (like I said I have done it for 5 years - different woman every time, and following rules I outlined above nobody has ever tried to harm me or stolen from me).... other than the potential STD risk of course.
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    (Original post by Virgil.)
    No, that information applies to th US, where prostitution is as illegal as hell, so its very high risk and prostitutes are basically just scam artists.

    In fact, I would full stop not recommend seeing prozzies in the US. I went to one in a high end hotel in Manhattan, NY. We had sex for like 5 minutes before she stopped and threatened to get her pimp to hurt me if I didnt leave. Scammed me out of $150.

    Its legal in the UK, so its pretty risk free (like I said I have done it for 5 years - different woman every time, and following rules I outlined above nobody has ever tried to harm me or stolen from me).... other than the potential STD risk of course.
    Well it's illegal except in Nevada. And yes, I'm glad its legal in the UK.
    And that's an awful experience. I'm sorry to hear about it.

    I just hope I don't get robbed by a pimp.
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    I dont care if you're not looking for advice, I'm going to go all big brotherly on you and give it to you anyway.

    Cancel the appointment.

    It will only make you realise that sex alone won't make you happy, and highlight the fact that you have an emotional void in your life that can only be filled by making meaningful (even if they are casual sometimes) connections with people you have chemistry with. If somehow you come out of this free of disease and/or self loathing, any future partners you have WILL be pretty put off or disgusted by the fact your **** has been in a hooker and that you paid for a shag, if for whatever reason you don't tell them, you're then keeping it from them/lying which will screw things up. In a few days/weeks/months you will still be lonely and unable to find sex, but now you have a history of sleeping with sex workers, not exactly attractive or good for your self worth. There will be plenty of moments when you look at her and know she's only doing it for the money and probably pittys and dislikes you. Talk about a boner killer. You are far better developing your social skills and learning to talk to women, becoming an attractive proposition in your own right. It will help your self esteem rather than hinder it and sex won't be hard to find ever again.
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    I dont care if you're not looking for advice, I'm going to go all big brotherly on you and give it to you anyway.

    Cancel the appointment.

    I
    Booo. OP ignore this negative nelly and do what you want
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    Never understood the idea of paying for sex. Just use your hand; it's free, secure and you'd have a better emotional connection throughout the session than an escort.
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    (Original post by Double Agent)
    I dont care if you're not looking for advice, I'm going to go all big brotherly on you and give it to you anyway.

    Cancel the appointment.

    It will only make you realise that sex alone won't make you happy, and highlight the fact that you have an emotional void in your life that can only be filled by making meaningful (even if they are casual sometimes) connections with people you have chemistry with. If somehow you come out of this free of disease and/or self loathing, any future partners you have WILL be pretty put off or disgusted by the fact your **** has been in a hooker and that you paid for a shag, if for whatever reason you don't tell them, you're then keeping it from them/lying which will screw things up. In a few days/weeks/months you will still be lonely and unable to find sex, but now you have a history of sleeping with sex workers, not exactly attractive or good for your self worth. There will be plenty of moments when you look at her and know she's only doing it for the money and probably pittys and dislikes you. Talk about a boner killer. You are far better developing your social skills and learning to talk to women, becoming an attractive proposition in your own right. It will help your self esteem rather than hinder it and sex won't be hard to find ever again.
    I second this.
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    (Original post by Virgil.)
    I have used escorts once a month for past 5 years. Have never once been in situation where I feared for my safety or health. If you follow my tips below you will be fine.

    protips for escort booking/use in general:

    - her giving you oral no condom is typically fine,. Would nott advise giving her oral unless you want herpes (its very common)
    You can get herpes (in your genital area) from her mouth too. Same way as you rightly said you can get herpes if going down on her.
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    - Feds
    - Psychopathic women looking to oven cook you and eat
    - Angry pimps wanting their cut
    - STD's - Aids, genital warts
    - Developing feelings for her
    - Her videoing you and selling it online for the world to see you
    - Your penis remaining limp and shrivelled and her crying laughing and calling in the other escorts who start filming you screaming world star
    - Her bf or dad turning up and you taking the brunt of his anger at her profession
    - Her blackmailing you after and telling your family / employer / friends
    - Her knowing you are a virgin

    Too risky.. just stay at home and draw the curtains
    Why would his penis remain limp and shrivelled up? Lol
 
 
 
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