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Best Tinder convo openers?

Let's hear some. Seduce me.

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Reply 1
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eden3
19
"I wanna go DEEP insiiiiiiiiiiiiideeee"

can I get an AMEEEN from Pastor Gainz
Hi how are you ?
Reply 3
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Profesh
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"What're you reading?"

You'd best believe I get laid on a semi-annual basis.
Original post by Profesh
"What're you reading?"

You'd best believe I get laid on a semi-annual basis.


This would do it for me, honestly.
Reply 5
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user382
17
I occasionally brush my teeth. :biggrin:
Reply 6
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UWS
21
What kind of material is that shirt in your profile picture?

I bet it's girlfriend material

Boom.
"Are you an orphanage? Because I'd love to fill you with kids"

Works surprisingly often :lol:
Original post by saraxh
Hi how are you ?


That's so basic, though! Like 90% of the girls wouldn't even reply to that. :smile:
'I'm a part time post man, so let's see if I can deliver the goods tonight' :lol:
Original post by DanB1991
"Are you an orphanage? Because I'd love to fill you with kids"

Works surprisingly often :lol:



:facepalm:
Original post by RDKGames
That's so basic, though! Like 90% of the girls wouldn't even reply to that. :smile:


Exactly (I'm a girl btw)
U single?
Original post by saraxh
Exactly (I'm a girl btw)


I know you're a girl, ignoring these types of messages is basically a function programmed in your nature.
Reply 14
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GUMI
19
I said "Dtf?"
And she was like "wth is wrong with u"
And I was like "Chill fam, it's just a prank"
Then we got married
(edited 7 years ago)
Greetings m'lady, care to spare a minute so I can talk to you about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?
das Haram gurl, lemme come over and we'll make dua together under the stars on yo rug
Are you Google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.
wag1 g what you sayin
I'd like to spank you with a shatter proof ruler

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