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    Being short of stature is a disadvantage in life that can prevent the human functioning normally. For example, I couldn't see what was on the top shelf of bakery goodies at the supermarket yesterday. I couldn't reach the car boot lid without jumping yesterday (the stretching I have to do might harm my body) and today, I had real trouble vacuuming around the ceiling of my room. It was just out of reach and I knew that if I were a few inches taller, I could do it.

    These are just examples of what the average short person goes through on a daily basis. Others are being too small to see in a crowd, being thought of as younger than you are, being too short to ride on a roller-coaster, etc.


    Surely as there are so many free options available to people suffering from other plights, being short should be recognised as a significant disruption in day to day life and short people should receive help from the government, perhaps in the form of a step ladder? Or free stilts and stilts training?

    What do you all think?
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    Definitely! I always have to ask someone in the supermarket to get things off the top shelf.
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    Yes throw in an oompa loompa suit as well
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    (Original post by littlenorthernlass)
    Being short of stature is a disadvantage in life that can prevent the human functioning normally. For example, I couldn't see what was on the top shelf of bakery goodies at the supermarket yesterday. I couldn't reach the car boot lid without jumping yesterday (the stretching I have to do might harm my body) and today, I had real trouble vacuuming around the ceiling of my room. It was just out of reach and I knew that if I were a few inches taller, I could do it.

    These are just examples of what the average short person goes through on a daily basis. Others are being too small to see in a crowd, being thought of as younger than you are, being too short to ride on a roller-coaster, etc.


    Surely as there are so many free options available to people suffering from other plights, being short should be recognised as a significant disruption in day to day life and short people should receive help from the government, perhaps in the form of a step ladder? Or free stilts and stilts training?

    What do you all think?
    Umm? What? You vacuum your ceiling?
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    How short?
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    No tall people should be required to undergo compulsory amputations once they hit 6 foot.
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    I think fat people should be entitled to a free treadmill
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    (Original post by GUMI)
    I think fat people should be entitled to a free treadmill
    Would you like to buy mine ;D
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    I think fat people should be entitled to a free treadmill
    They'll just sell it
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    I have a step ladder. I never knew my real ladder...but I heard great things about him, like he supported 3 people at one time... last I heard he was In a 12 step program.

    Ahh, Jay London.
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    (Original post by WhisperingTide)
    I have a step ladder. I never knew my real ladder...but I heard great things about him, like he supported 3 people at one time... last I heard he was In a 12 step program.

    Ahh, Jay London.
    This is my favourite post on TSR.
 
 
 
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