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I can hear my neighbours having sex

Kill me now pls

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I need therapyyyyyy


Reply 2
Ask them if you can join in.
Original post by UWS
Ask them if you can join in.


They're like 70....

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Ear plugs or free audio porn?
Reply 5
Record it and upload it to TSR. Give us your commentary over it too- I wanna hear it.
Original post by UWS
Ask them if you can join in.


I was literally about to write the same, then I saw your comment.

:badger:
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Original post by Electrospective
They're like 70....

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Old is gold as they say.
Ask them i they are enjoying themselves x
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Keep listening, maybe you can learn something from them :tongue:
Original post by Laurasaur
Ear plugs or free audio porn?


I like free things... :colone:

Original post by Wiggly
Record it and upload it to TSR. Give us your commentary over it too- I wanna hear it.


Looool, I think they're all done now. They're like 70, I'm surprised they even lasted as long as they did.

Original post by UWS
Old is gold as they say.


:colonhash:

Original post by loveleest
Ask them i they are enjoying themselves x


I'll go knock on their door and ask. Brb.

Original post by asif007
Keep listening, maybe you can learn something from them :tongue:


:colonhash:
Original post by Electrospective
They're like 70....


Thread ruined.
Original post by Electrospective
They're like 70....

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''Oh let me have a go with ur stick :sexface:''


''You're getting bitey, take ur teeth out luv''
Reply 13
Do a running commentry on twitter or the like, they're great fun to read! failing that a performance review taped to there door could be amusing :tongue:
Original post by WoodyMKC
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The guy's moaning.....

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Original post by Brahmin of Booty
''Oh let me have a go with ur stick :sexface:''


''You're getting bitey, take ur teeth out luv''


......no

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Put some head phones on and listen to music, make fake sex sounds loudly when they do it so they can hear they might then get the hint that they are loud either that or will start a competition with you lol
Original post by Electrospective
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Loudly cheer them on through the wall. Scream "YEAHHH BOY HIT THATTTTT" "GO GIRL RIDE THAT MEAT STICK WOOO WOOOOOP HOLLLAAA"

Post results obv
Original post by Electrospective
Kill me now pls

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Had the same issue second year flat - full on swinging from the chandelier yodelling. Finally got fed up, recorded it and played it back at full volume when they'd finished....problem solved.
Original post by Electrospective
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Lmao that is just creepy 😂

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