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Scottish poet responds to Glasgow Airport incident watch

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    An Ode to the Glasgow Airport Disaster

    'Twas doon by the inch o' Abbots
    Oor Johnny walked one day
    When he saw a sicht that troubled him
    Far more than he could say
    A fanatic muslim *******
    Wiz doin what he'd planned
    And intae Glesca's departure hall
    A Cherokee he'd rammed.

    A big Glaswegian polis
    Came forward tae assist
    He thocht "a wumman driver"
    Or at least someone half-pissed
    But to his shock nae drunken Jock
    Emerged to grasp his hand
    But a flamin Arab loony
    Frae yon Al Qaeda's band

    The mad Islamist nut-case
    Had set hissel' on fire
    And swung oot at the polis
    GBH his clear desire
    Now that's no richt wur Johnny cried
    And sallied intae the fray
    A left hook and a gid heid butt
    Required tae save the day.

    Now listen up Bin Laden
    Yir sort's nae wanted here
    For imported English radicals
    Us Scoatsman huv nae fear
    Oor hame grown Glesca Asians
    Will have nae bluidy truck
    So tak yer worldwide jihad
    An get yersel tae *******
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    That's pretty good.
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    (Original post by Bismarck)
    That's pretty good.
    I thought so.
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    Took me about 10 minutes to decipher that.

    And I'm not thick or dyslexic.
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    That's great. Nice to see a poet who's not a pathetic nonce.
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    lol.
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    I don't think I've ever read such a load of sensationalist crap in all my life. It's like reading The Daily Excess.
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    (Original post by Cage)
    I don't think I've ever read such a load of sensationalist crap in all my life. It's like reading The Daily Excess.
    That's because you are a humorless fop.
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    (Original post by Howard)
    That's because you are a humorless fop.
    He must be indeed. I found it all rather witty.
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    Bah - a true scottish poet was on the scene, and has already coined the epiphet for the day...

    "This is Glasgow, we'll set about ye!"

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    (Original post by Cage)
    I don't think I've ever read such a load of sensationalist crap in all my life. It's like reading The Daily Excess.
    Absolutely. I'm going to phone the police on 999 right away and report that there's a racialist on TSR. :mad:
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    Haha brilliant!
 
 
 
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