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    A summer's sun bestows quicksilver properties,
    Two hundred and fifty nine malleable calories,
    The brown'd surface of heaven's accomplice,
    Strikes the fallen angel with taste au-simplice,
    Bevelled facades mark cantons of luxury,
    Twelve grams of fat blasts horrendous delivery,
    The yellow and white of most atavistic packaging,
    Deceives whole custom and much heinous ravaging,
    Twenty Six pence and quality assured,
    Somerfields own – understated and deplored

    http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/3153/dsc00379qz6.jpg if you're not aware of the delights!
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    Terrific.
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    I love it
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    HeHe! Have you ever thought of writing leaflets for estate agents trying to sell houses? You would be excellent at the descriptions... really selling the product.
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    brilliant! short but very effective. something to rival those damn M&S food ads as well.
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    Haha, simply value chocolate, not just a disease!
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    lol! i love it.
    i have fond memories of simply value chocolate (despite the fact it's about 2% chocolate - 98% ground up trotters)
 
 
 
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