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Jay Z looking for his Beyonce. Watch

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    Name: J

    Age: 29(:pain:)

    Location: Narnia :moon:

    Education:

    School of Life :work:

    Qualifcations:

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    Why you should date/marry me:

    * I support a great football team. :reddevil:

    *I can make you a song and give your first name as the title :music:

    * I can bake amazing brownies :yum:

    * I own a cat. :cube:

    * I don't always do it, but can grow a beard if that's what floats your boat :beard:

    I have a rapier sharp wit and was awarded the illustrious "Profesh wittiest member award" on more than one occasion :fight:

    *I am a giant so if it rains can shield you with the palm of my hand

    Qualifcations:

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    WLTM:

    Sassy Sally to compliment Jack (we can even have Halloween on Christmas if we want? :iiam: ) Musn't be a Runaround Sue. Can you run in heels? Do you like dubstep? Can you bake Lemon Drizzle Cake? You're in.

    *Applications being considered now
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    lmao :rofl:
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    Incredible.
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    I honestly thought you were a girl this whole time
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    (Original post by Another)
    I honestly thought you were a girl this whole time
    Last time I checked Jay Z was male :moon:
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    cringe
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    :rolleyes: nah
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    (Original post by richpanda)
    cringe
    If Carlsberg made dating CVs..... :cheers:
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    (Original post by Danny the Geezer)
    * I support a great football team.
    of course, this is what all women want to hear...
 
 
 
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