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    pm me, I have to get offline soon but I will try to help you if you want
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    Drugs, alcohol, nudity....if you want class then erm...i'll have to get back to you.

    Yeah well I want to be his girlfriend, not his f*** buddy, if you'll excuse the expression. Neither of us want to be friends who have sex, although there's no reason why we shouldn't be.

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    Take him to a spa.....a naked spa! *Slaps wrist* Sorry, i'm not very good at this, i get carried away.
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    (Original post by Airport Fairy)
    ....who is already your boyfriend (and has been for ages) but isn't feeling the same way any more.

    Any suggestions? I'm desperately trying to save my relationship.
    Do you want me to seduce you?
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    (Original post by tis_me_lord)
    Take him to a spa.....a naked spa! *Slaps wrist* Sorry, i'm not very good at this, i get carried away.
    Yes carried away to the nearest nut house.
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    (Original post by Airport Fairy)
    Yeah well I want to be his girlfriend, not his f*** buddy, if you'll excuse the expression. Neither of us want to be friends who have sex, although there's no reason why we shouldn't be.
    You have to spend time together. Get to know each other again. Maybe rent videos together and cuddle up on the sofa to watch them. Go for long walks in the local park and just talk about anything and everything. Reminice about old times and hold hands loads. Think of something that he would like and buy it for him even if it is just a chocolate bar that you know he likes.


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    Naked jacuzzi.

    Airport Fairy, you're probably best at doing things you both like and that'll remind him of what you have in common, like particular hobbies or interests.
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    (Original post by Bhaal85)
    Yes carried away to the nearest nut house.
    It seems that it runs in the family.

    (Original post by pikaboo)
    Naked jacuzzi.
    Since were on the same wavelength would you like to have one of those with me?
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    (Original post by tis_me_lord)
    It seems that it runs in the family.



    Since were on the same wavelength would you like to have one of those with me?
    I would, but unfortunately we are the same sex.
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    (Original post by Bhaal85)
    I would, but unfortunately we are the same sex.
    that never stopped you earlier, gayboy.
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    (Original post by tis_me_lord)
    Since were on the same wavelength would you like to have one of those with me?
    I was just about to accept but the mood is being wrecked in here now *elopes to matchmaking thread*
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    (Original post by Bhaal85)
    I would, but unfortunately we are the same sex.
    Wishful thinking on your behalf there.
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    (Original post by MC Hawking IV)
    that never stopped you earlier, gayboy.
    My lover has returned.
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    (Original post by Bhaal85)
    My lover has returned.
    you wish. i'm straight, much to your disappointment.
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    He wants to take you to a gay barrrr...*sets up jacuzzi for the boys' exclusive use* let the games begin.
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    (Original post by MC Hawking IV)
    you wish. i'm straight, much to your disappointment.
    ive seen your wife
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    (Original post by MC Hawking IV)
    you wish. i'm straight, much to your disappointment.
    That's not what you said before, you over zealous gay preacher.
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    (Original post by Quiksilver)
    ive seen your wife
    I hardly call a heavily bearded man in drag, a wife.
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    (Original post by Quiksilver)
    ive seen your wife
    She may look good, but she's got a mean left hook.
 
 
 
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