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    What about deodorant and a lighter?
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    (Original post by -Kav-)
    I don't suppose you've got a cat? It could keep watch for you, most cats I know would never permit a spider to dash across the floor.
    You have not met my cat! She stares at me like it is my duty to get rid of the spider for her.
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    (Original post by red)
    What about deodorant and a lighter?
    I have never tried that before I don't want to blow myself up :eek: How do you use it anyway
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    (Original post by lea164)
    You have not met my cat! She stares at me like it is my duty to get rid of the spider for her.
    Hahahaha :rofl:
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    (Original post by lea164)
    You have not met my cat! She stares at me like it is my duty to get rid of the spider for her.
    Hah, and I thought our cat was useless.
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    (Original post by toffeesweets)
    I have never tried that before I don't want to blow myself up :eek: How do you use it anyway
    In my experience, fire is rarely the solution, as tempting an option as it might seem. :p:
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    There was a huge,disgusting spider on my livingroom floor once and my cat walked up,sniffed it's bum and was on her merry way.
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    (Original post by -Kav-)
    In my experience, fire is rarely the solution, as tempting an option as it might seem. :p:
    knowing me, I'd probably blow up myself along with all my underwear in the drawers :p:
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    (Original post by toffeesweets)
    knowing me, I'd probably blow up myself along with all my underwear in the drawers :p:
    Your room would be up in flames:eek: , but least that would deal with the problem of the spider
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    (Original post by lea164)
    Your room would be up in flames:eek: , but least that would deal with the problem of the spider
    Unless, in cartoon fashion, it sauntered, chuckling to itself, out from under the drawers after it was all over. Narrative Causality probably wouldn't let things happen any other way.
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    (Original post by toffeesweets)
    I have never tried that before I don't want to blow myself up :eek: How do you use it anyway
    You spray the deodorant and then put the lighter in front of it and there will be a stream of flame :lc:

    It will leave nice black marks on your wall though :p:
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    :eek: I think I saw it move! Hurry up dad!! #emo#
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    (Original post by red)
    You spray the deodorant and then put the lighter in front of it and there will be a stream of flame :lc:

    It will leave nice black marks on your wall though :p:
    Hahaha I like that smilie! :p: Have you tried this before? :p:
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    (Original post by toffeesweets)
    Hahaha I like that smilie! :p: Have you tried this before? :p:


    On the school toilets, yeah maybe :ninja: Not on a spider though. Maybe it will be nice and crispy if I do :eek2:
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    But what if the flames doesn't kill it, and it's running around the room on fire!!!
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    (Original post by red)


    On the school toilets, yeah maybe :ninja: Not on a spider though. Maybe it will be nice and crispy if I do :eek2:
    Eeeeeew! :eek: Crispy is only a word you should use to describe food :hmmm: Gross!
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    (Original post by lea164)
    But what if the flames doesn't kill it, and it's running around the room on fire!!!
    :rofl: I can imagine :^^:
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    (Original post by toffeesweets)
    Eeeeeew! :eek: Crispy is only a word you should use to describe food :hmmm: Gross!
    Like a BBQ? :getmecoat
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    (Original post by toffeesweets)
    :afraid:
    You can hoover it though
 
 
 
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