how to order drinks at the pub

i walk in, go to the counter or whatever its called and wait for the guy/girl to ask me what i want, i then say i'll have a pint of carlsberg please (is that a common drink? what should i do if they say we dont have any?)

mmm, if you've not drunk alcohol before you may be better asking for a half.

maybe a spirit and a mixer would be easier - won't it look obvious if you just walk out of the place without drinking the drink?

As an ex-barmaid I would say a pint of Stella or a Jack Daniels and coke would be pretty normal requests.

He doesn't sound like the right sort of person to be carrying out the job. At all.

tell me about it..but the money was rlly good so i couldnt say no

my employer told me if you dont want to drink it, then just leave so that wont be a problem

one last question: do i have to tip the bar person??

If you have no idea about beers, order Carling - there's hardly a pub in the country that doesn't sell it. Failing that, see what pumps they have on the bar. And since you can't drink it, just go and sit in a corner away from people, then pretend to get an urgent phone call and walk out quickly saying "I'll be right there" loudly. Will make you look less conspicuous.

But I have to say, and no offence, you must have been the person least suited to this job by quite a margin. Why did they ask you to do it?

Ox 34 ; given that u r in Hell already - you might aswell drink it!!! It's not gonna make any difference (see location on top right hand corner)

lol, good point