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Beer goggles and the morning after...
Ok i was just lying in bed when i suddenly thought of a party i went to when i was nearly 16 (im 18 now) and it made me giggle so i thought i would find somewhere to post it and get other similarly giggle-worthy stories. Now when i say "morning after" i dont mean when you wake up and see the person lying next to you, well at least not in my story!
So anyway, i was nearly 16 and at my first real teenage party. I had never really drunk more than an alcopop or two and although i knew that things happened when people get drunk that wouldnt normally happen in real life, i hadnt quite expected it to the extent that it was (e.g. people meeting for the first time and ending up in various bushes round the garden doing...well use your imagination!). I wasnt naive, i just creditted the people there with more sense than they really had lol. Anyway, i was new to the whole socialising thing (sheltered all girls secondary school
) and as i was a shy/quiet person anyway i felt really awkward. I didnt really know anyone except the host and a couple of girls from school and they all promptly disappeared into various bushes....lol. So i was wondering round like a loner, trying to find someone i knew. I went into the garage (where the "dancefloor" was) and got accosted by this guy in a leather jacket. He was very confident (or drunk lol) and he grabbed me and started talking in my ear and kissing me on the cheek. I was like "****! noooooooooo" like a rabbit in headlights and got away from him as quickly and politely as i could. So i was rather shaken with that sudden encounter (awwww bless!) and went desperately in search of someone i knew. I found a girl i knew talking to a couple of boys and went and joined her. They looked really like non-party people and i was grateful to find what appeared to be more sensible people. So i spent a while chatting to this one guy in particular. He was nothing special to look at and seemed a bit odd but it meant i wasnt alone! Then when that got boring i wondered around a bit more but each time i saw him he would say "hello, how are you?" to the point where i think he said it at least 10 times. I hadnt had much to drink, probably no more than 3 alcopops so i was one of the more sober ones. Anyway it got to like 3 in the morning and i went to leave and he accosted me and asked for my phone number and i gave it to him to be polite lol i'm one of those people that cant bear to say no. He grabbed my hand as i left and i had to sort of pull it away to leave but i thought "well i spose that was sort of sweet". Then i walked home (i only lived nextdoor!). But before i had even got in the front door he had texted me! I was like "eek!".
The next morning, i went round to my neighbour's to help clear up the mess. A lot of people had stayed over so there were lots of bleary eyed faces, including this boy (but i hadnt realised he would be there). So i walked in and was greeted by neighbour giggling madly and asking what i had gotten up to with this boy. I was like "nothing! he's a bit weird!" and she was like "ooooh go and talk to him, he's in the kitchen". So i went in....and couldnt even work out which one he was! Then i realised he was the one with the enormous glasses...so i tried to talk to him (well i was forced to as my neighbour ushered everyone out of the kitchen and shut the door!!) and it was like talking to a very unresponsive robot. It seemed that the only thing that livened him up was alcohol lol. After a few awkward silences, i managed to run away with the excuse that my mum wanted me home. I couldnt believe i was that unlucky! I had such low self-esteem at the time that i was like "omg that was the only person i could attract!". But the worst bit of it all....he didnt stop phoning me or texting me for 2 months after, asking me to meet him (which i had to make hasty excuses for everytime!). So the lesson to learn there is: only give out your phone number when you're sober!
I realise that story made me sound incredibly young, naive and sheltered...which i was lol but fortunately am not any more. Im also aware that that isnt actually a very interesting story lol oh well, i have written it now! Anyway, share your humourous beer-goggle stories!
So anyway, i was nearly 16 and at my first real teenage party. I had never really drunk more than an alcopop or two and although i knew that things happened when people get drunk that wouldnt normally happen in real life, i hadnt quite expected it to the extent that it was (e.g. people meeting for the first time and ending up in various bushes round the garden doing...well use your imagination!). I wasnt naive, i just creditted the people there with more sense than they really had lol. Anyway, i was new to the whole socialising thing (sheltered all girls secondary school
) and as i was a shy/quiet person anyway i felt really awkward. I didnt really know anyone except the host and a couple of girls from school and they all promptly disappeared into various bushes....lol. So i was wondering round like a loner, trying to find someone i knew. I went into the garage (where the "dancefloor" was) and got accosted by this guy in a leather jacket. He was very confident (or drunk lol) and he grabbed me and started talking in my ear and kissing me on the cheek. I was like "****! noooooooooo" like a rabbit in headlights and got away from him as quickly and politely as i could. So i was rather shaken with that sudden encounter (awwww bless!) and went desperately in search of someone i knew. I found a girl i knew talking to a couple of boys and went and joined her. They looked really like non-party people and i was grateful to find what appeared to be more sensible people. So i spent a while chatting to this one guy in particular. He was nothing special to look at and seemed a bit odd but it meant i wasnt alone! Then when that got boring i wondered around a bit more but each time i saw him he would say "hello, how are you?" to the point where i think he said it at least 10 times. I hadnt had much to drink, probably no more than 3 alcopops so i was one of the more sober ones. Anyway it got to like 3 in the morning and i went to leave and he accosted me and asked for my phone number and i gave it to him to be polite lol i'm one of those people that cant bear to say no. He grabbed my hand as i left and i had to sort of pull it away to leave but i thought "well i spose that was sort of sweet". Then i walked home (i only lived nextdoor!). But before i had even got in the front door he had texted me! I was like "eek!".The next morning, i went round to my neighbour's to help clear up the mess. A lot of people had stayed over so there were lots of bleary eyed faces, including this boy (but i hadnt realised he would be there). So i walked in and was greeted by neighbour giggling madly and asking what i had gotten up to with this boy. I was like "nothing! he's a bit weird!" and she was like "ooooh go and talk to him, he's in the kitchen". So i went in....and couldnt even work out which one he was! Then i realised he was the one with the enormous glasses...so i tried to talk to him (well i was forced to as my neighbour ushered everyone out of the kitchen and shut the door!!) and it was like talking to a very unresponsive robot. It seemed that the only thing that livened him up was alcohol lol. After a few awkward silences, i managed to run away with the excuse that my mum wanted me home. I couldnt believe i was that unlucky! I had such low self-esteem at the time that i was like "omg that was the only person i could attract!". But the worst bit of it all....he didnt stop phoning me or texting me for 2 months after, asking me to meet him (which i had to make hasty excuses for everytime!). So the lesson to learn there is: only give out your phone number when you're sober!
I realise that story made me sound incredibly young, naive and sheltered...which i was lol but fortunately am not any more. Im also aware that that isnt actually a very interesting story lol oh well, i have written it now! Anyway, share your humourous beer-goggle stories!
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Erm that story was kinda boring 
You should have gotten in those bushes!
You should have gotten in those bushes!
blackswan
Erm that story was kinda boring
You should have gotten in those bushes!
You should have gotten in those bushes!
i know, tell me about it! it did however make me laugh at 4 in the morning lol i think i was laughing at how young and naive i was for a nearly 16-year-old! But i was more hoping to invite some decent beer-goggle stories.....
it was a suitable phrase to excuse my appalling decision making at the time. i was however no way drunk.
And i didnt stay up til 4 to think about it, i couldnt sleep and the thought randomly came into my head and me laugh! Obviously a "you-had-to-be-there" moment lol.
Hopefully someone else will post a story more interesting than mine!
And i didnt stay up til 4 to think about it, i couldnt sleep and the thought randomly came into my head and me laugh! Obviously a "you-had-to-be-there" moment lol.
Hopefully someone else will post a story more interesting than mine!
well i got many beer goggle stories lol i can remember going out and been down because i had no one and this man who i thought who the most handsome and intresting person i meet in my life was looking after me and telling me how i wonderful i was( yeah whatever lol) everytime we meet i was drunk and it was fine, untill about month later i meet him when i was sober. he was not goodlooking at all and he had nothing to say. i thought he was my "soul mate" lol
laurabod
well i got many beer goggle stories lol i can remember going out and been down because i had no one and this man who i thought who the most handsome and intresting person i meet in my life was looking after me and telling me how i wonderful i was( yeah whatever lol) everytime we meet i was drunk and it was fine, untill about month later i meet him when i was sober. he was not goodlooking at all and he had nothing to say. i thought he was my "soul mate" lol
Haha that's a good one!
This is a friend's story, she had drunk a lot and was approached by a guy who looked like 'Orlando Bloom' and she agreed to meet him a week later after kissing him.
Then when she excited turnt up, she was greeted by a 35yr old man wearing a football shirt, harry potter comedy glasses and a moustache.
Then when she excited turnt up, she was greeted by a 35yr old man wearing a football shirt, harry potter comedy glasses and a moustache.
Dann
She didn't even give me a chance...my glasses weren't that bad...
lololololol!
Simple answer. Scenario: You're out wasted & pull what you think is a stunner, so when you wake up the next morning: dont look at him/her until you've had a big swig of vodka. Hey presto! Your mystery date will still look reasonably decent & you wont have problems with awkward silences at all. Keep topping yourself up as long as necessary.
Denial isnt always a bad thing.....
Denial isnt always a bad thing.....
haha
apparently the bushes were the "happening" place to be to get it on with someone you only met 5 minutes ago! What if it was a holly bush?!
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