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Manning
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Use them or not? Whats the cheesist ones then?
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no no no
bad bad bad

i think the worst one ive ever had used on me is "I bet your last name must be Jacobs? because I think your a real cracker."

C_R_I_N_G_E
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my opinion- waste of time.
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(Original post by herecomestrouble)
"I bet your last name must be Jacobs? because I think you're a real cracker."
LMFAO.
I'm so tempted to go up to someone and say that, just to see what they'd do.
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"will you marry me" - isn't that the ultimate chat up line?

shows you are sincere, straight to the point and likely to be faithful?:rolleyes:
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Just say no, people. :talkhand:


Worst one I ever had: Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! :puke:
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Never use chat up lines because I think it is sooo much easier to think of a cocky rejecting response than a clever flirty one, so 9 out of 10 times, you're gonna get turned down!

One that i've never understood is when people say "Are you dying?". I just say "For you i'm not!", but what does it actually mean?
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Oh god no. They just make you luck like an utter berk.
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i have always wanted to try one out

but i always forget them
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Another one by my housemate, whos from dublin.

Plan of action:

1) Spy girl on dance floor, catch her eye and wait till she goes to the bar for a drink.

2) Follow her, and after turning the accent up to "FULL ON" ask "Have you got any irish in you?"

3) She responds in the negative.

4) Reply "Would you like some?"

5a) Dodge blows.

5b) Get blown.
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They don't work, so I wouldn't worry
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I hate chat up lines.
Thats all
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Me and my mates do them just for ****s and giggles. Its a real laugh agreeing on the worst chat up line at the start of the evening and then seeing who (if anyone) can pull using it!
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The most amusing chat up line:

"Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?"
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'Can I borrow your library card? I wanna check you out!'

bad times...
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You're like a bowling ball...you get fingered then chucked down an alley
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(Original post by Dittoo)
You're like a bowling ball...you get fingered then chucked down an alley
lol! but how exactly would this be classed as chatting someone up?
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lol dittoo...dont think thats a chat up line :P

'Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?'

'Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.'

lmao

Edit: just read this one...WTF?! 'I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.'
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Erm...i'm not sure it is to be honest lol, but its a good conversation opener!

Iv'e never used it btw...just to clear that up.
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lol! but how exactly would this be classed as chatting someone up?
I know, you're more likely to get a well deserved slap round the face than a shag with that!
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